I think I'll just leave this here...

[SilentCom]

Wow, you don't hear about stuff like this too often. Both sides should be charged for their respective crimes. Justice is balance.

 

[Spade Lead]

Well... I want to be clear. She was WAY more wrong than he was. They should both be punished to the maximum extent of the law... But OH... MY... GOD is that funny.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

This isn't funny. She assaulted, starved, and consecutively raped someone over the course of three days for simple robbery. Imagine if the genders were reversed- would you still be laughing? ***** needs to rot in jail.

 

[kypsilon]

Did he call her back afterwards? Did she press charges? This could be the making of the greatest Russian love epic EVAAAAR!

*Cue theme from Dr. Zhivago*

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Hey, George I have to borrow your line for a second.


OH MY!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

This isn't funny. She assaulted, starved, and consecutively raped someone over the course of three days for simple robbery. Imagine if the genders were reversed- would you still be laughing? ***** needs to rot in jail.

Double standards FTF (For the fail)

All joking aside, something is fuck up here. She NEED to go to jail. It was rape. There was penatration.

 

[Mcupobob]

She must be Quentin Tarantino fan.

Joking aside, That women deserves a one way train to prison. While the robber well I think he won't break into anyones home anymore after that. The mans lucky he didn't get himself killed.

 

[Eventidal]

Someone, somewhere is fantasizing about this and really enjoying it.

 

[Rpground]

well then...this is why you keep something on you at all times in case things to tits up!

 

[Professor James]

He deserved it for trying to rob a shop but then being too weak to overpower a damn woman (no sexism intended, but usually men are stronger than women). I hope he liked the head.

I really hope you're trolling. Nobody deserves to be a sex slave for 3 days and then starved with nothing to eat but Viagra pills. An for the overpowering part, she's a black belt and I'm pretty sure this robber wasn't expecting much of a fight when he tried to rob the salon.

 

[mike141]

I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.

in soviet russia stor robs you...i know its bad but its a start

 

[KafkaOffTheBeach]

I have no idea what I read.
Well.....I suppose they do things differently in eastern Europe.

 

[Lionsfan]

Someone, somewhere is fantasizing about this and really enjoying it.

Too true....too true...


OT: Authorities say her last internet page was off of TV Tropes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill], no connection's have been made to the popular website and the crime

 

[t3h br0th3r]

He deserved it for trying to rob a shop but then being too weak to overpower a damn woman (no sexism intended, but usually men are stronger than women). I hope he liked the head.

He had the ass whooping coming but nothing earned him 3 days of rape. the man had to go to the hospital to get his genitals treated when all we said and done, a key indicator that he didn't enjoy it.

 

[Atmos Duality]

There's one for the Urban Legends Storybooks.
Talk about a reversal of fates!

 

[Composer]

this is the best thing ever
of all time

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

If the genders were reversed, everyone in this thread would be screaming for blood and vengeance. You know who takes people prisoner and rapes them? Fucking psychopaths, but since this particular psychopath bleeds once a month, it's all in good fun. Hooray, double-standards.

 

[Charli]

This is sick and terrible.......SO WHY AM I LAUGHING?!?!

I KNOW RIGHT? My friend told me this article today and I think I alternated between laughter and some kind of look that sent her into her own fit of laughter (I think it was horror I can't be certain) but damn I don't even know what to say to this.

I don't think that was something I would have guess when asked what would happen if a male robber attempted to rob a black belt's home.

And yes had the home owner had a penis we'd be all screaming murder. But hey. I bet somewhere in her arsenal was a plastic dongalong so... I feel better knowing that.

 

[The Hero Killer]

Hmmm...sounds like a good idea for a porn scene.

Seriously though, I personally feel bad for the guy. I sure it was all fun and games the first few times she wanted a go at it but when things started to feel sore it probably felt like pure torture. Still the fact that it said she gave him 1,000 rubies made me laugh. As if she was paying a Persian whore or something.

 

[BNguyen]

I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.

In Soviet Russia, you don't rob salon, salon robs you .... of your dignity