I wake up screaming at night...

[the_bearpelt]

"The enemy has nothing to give but gratitude!"

Chrono Trigger. If Ayla uses Charm and the enemy has no items for you to steal, that's what it says. ROFL

 

[Tattaglia]

"Hey everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!"

I laughed my ass off at that.

 

[ultrachicken]

"Howdy" Red Dead Redemption
"Allistair, do you know where babies come from?" Dragon Age: Origins
"...Control...War Economy...Nanomachines..." Metal Gear Solid 4

 

[DonMartin]

I got another one:

Virtua Fighter 2:
Whatever Shun Di (the drunken boxer) says when he wins, and lies down on the ground.

I dont speak mandarin, but i still imitate him everytime i hear it..


AND THE FREAKING VORTIGAUNTS FROM HL2. ANY FREAKING THING THEY SAY IS INCREDIBLY COOL.

"The Freeman, blahblahblahblah"

Awesome made of awesome is awesome.

 

[joemegson94]

I GOT HIT BY BURNING GOO S**T!

(Don't yet know if swearing's allowed on this forum).

 

[Neuromaster]

I've got what you need!
Time is money friend!

...I'm so rolling a goblin in Cataclysm.

 

[DonMartin]

I GOT HIT BY BURNING GOO S**T!

(Don't yet know if swearing's allowed on this forum).

In-fucking-deed it is. As long as you use it in a proper fucking context, you should be goddamned fine, my fucking sir.

However, restraining your language is always one hell of a plus, since fucking swears can upset some people, or just undermine the fucking point youre trying to make.

That is fucking all. Glad to be of goddamned assistance.



(please dont put me on probation)

 

[zhemis]

"That's it. I'm going to murder you. I'm going to murder you, and all the cake is gone. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE, DO YOU!?"
-You tell me.

HAHAHA... Almost everything she says after idk halfway through the game makes me laugh. What a great computer program/artificial intelligence thing.

Also I've never heard 'penis' used in Oblivion.

Griswold-
"What can I do for ye?" Over and over again when you're trying to cycle magic weapons. In fact, any of those Diablo 1 people I remember all their lines for some reason.

Fallout 3 Raider:
"Just like a little *****." There's too many raiders in that game.

The lighthouse keeper before you reach the road to the south in Return to Zork:
"Thank you, I never smoke.. [smokers cough]"

 

[TheTrojanBadger]

"SILENCE GROUND WALKER!"
-Brutal Legend

"I have an apple to pick...UN ADAM"S APPLE!!!"
-COD:WaW Nazi Zombies

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"Youre gonna SQUIRM!"
What is with these battle cries?

 

[SteinFaust]

[HEADING=2]"LOOK AT ME-- I'M DANCIN', I'M DANCIN'!!"[/HEADING]

Oh my god, I fucking hate that.

Another good one is 'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT HALT'
'HALT HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT'

And so on and so forth.

halt? what's that from?

 

[SteinFaust]

and arcade gamer worth his salt would know this one:

[HEADING=2]RE-RE-RE-RE-RELOAD![/HEADING]

(btw sorry about headline text in this thread, i'm just trying to convey how irritating these lines are)

 

[SteinFaust]

double post due to time delay

 

[blankedboy]

[HEADING=2]"LOOK AT ME-- I'M DANCIN', I'M DANCIN'!!"[/HEADING]

Oh my god, I fucking hate that.

Another good one is 'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT HALT'
'HALT HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT'

And so on and so forth.

halt? what's that from?

Daggerfall, if you commit a crime then the guards start yelling the same 'HALT' sound over and over again.
There's alot of guards, too, so it's pretty much just a massive swarm of 'HALT's.

 

[SteinFaust]

[HEADING=2]"LOOK AT ME-- I'M DANCIN', I'M DANCIN'!!"[/HEADING]

Oh my god, I fucking hate that.

Another good one is 'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT HALT'
'HALT HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT'
'HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT''HALT'

And so on and so forth.

halt? what's that from?

Daggerfall, if you commit a crime then the guards start yelling the same 'HALT' sound over and over again.
There's alot of guards, too, so it's pretty much just a massive swarm of 'HALT's.

lol that just reminds me of Wall-E

 

[Fusionxl]

While we're on the topic of Assassin's Creed:

"Requiescat in Pace."

Oh yes, "bastardi" has replaced at least 4 or 5 words in my active vocabulary

From Team Fortress 2:

"Delicious!"
"Auughgh this is bad!"
"Da, dis will work"
"Cry some mooaaar!"

Yes, I rather enjoy pretty much everything the Heavy says

 

[itf cho]

"Ho ho! Sticky bomb liking you!"
"Ha ha, You no mess with Lo Wang!"

-Shadow Warrior

 

[joemegson94]

I GOT HIT BY BURNING GOO S**T!

(Don't yet know if swearing's allowed on this forum).

In-fucking-deed it is. As long as you use it in a proper fucking context, you should be goddamned fine, my fucking sir.

However, restraining your language is always one hell of a plus, since fucking swears can upset some people, or just undermine the fucking point youre trying to make.

That is fucking all. Glad to be of goddamned assistance.



(please dont put me on probation)

I'd say that was made of win, but then I'd have to kill myself.

 

[KingTiger]

If a rat farts in that minefield I want his butt blown sky high.

Bonus points if you can tell me what it's from.

Haha Company of Heroes US engineer I always laughed at that statement.
Though the Puma is funny too when you order it to attack americans

 

[Elemental]

"Hell, it's about time."
I see that cinematic. Every. Goddamned. Time.

And from the Mafia 2 demo: "That fat fuck nearly shot my balls off"