I want! I want!

[madseverus]

You can't have a happy plush! All of ours are sad...

I want a new poster.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have a new poster, I've posted here before.

I want lunch.

 

[Scarim Coral]

But it's breakfast right now!

I want a banana!

 

[madseverus]

You can't have a banana, donkey kong says all he has are golden ones and they'll break your teeth...

I want to play crash bandicoot!

 

[i don't know]

No too bad, the kids have died of chuck norris disease and crash went out of business.

I want all the tf2 items

 

[madseverus]

You can't have them! You're character would get a horrible spinal injury from carrying so much crap!

I want a snes!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You can't!
They were destroyed by a crazed Sony fan!

I want a PS3!

 

[madseverus]

You can't have it! Too many have been made already, that one shall die in the shadows!

I want a glass of water.

 

[Dalek Caan]

You can't. It's possessed by the soul of a angry fireman and attempts to kill you.

I want a pet Dire Wolf.

 

[Scarim Coral]

But the Stark family took them all!

I want a hover skateboard!

 

[madseverus]

You can't have one! The technology won't be available until 2015 and they still won't work on water!

I want a ps1 game collection!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have a copy of Final Fantasy 9, I purchased the last one.

I want to sleep.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I'm sorry but you got daagnose with lactose intolerance!

I want some chocolate ice cream!

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

You can't have it because it's actually thinly disguised faeces!
I want a parrot.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have a parrot, this pet store only has lizards.
I want a lizard.

 

[Roxas1359]

You can't, seems that the pet store went out of business because they couldn't sell enough lizards.
I want to not have mental breakdowns.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Sorry but you game is corrupted and the data is forever lost!

I want a danm good pizza!

 

[madseverus]

Well you can't have one! Unfortunately we're out of our "Damn Good" range, would you like a "Ungodly Terrible" pizza instead?

I want some super glue!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Sorry but due to the MLP:FiM fandom, they no longer kill horse meaning no more suer glue.

I want a banoffee muffin!

 

[thesilentman]

You can't, it's made by people who can't cook!

I want immortality!