I want! I want!

[Calibanbutcher]

You can't have immortality, I just finished the last of it.
I want the power to control every form of energy in this universe.

 

[thesilentman]

You can't! You'll kill everyone and everything!

I wish to be secluded.

 

[Barbas]

You can't be secluded because Badger Team 6 will always find you.

I want a dirigible.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You can't! Because of the Hindenburg!

I want a Ziggy!

 

[EeveeElectro]

YOU CAN'T! Ziggy is my cat!

(seriously, my cat is called Ziggy, how weird!)

I want a gun >

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, I sold them all to bad people for a mountain of jelly beans. Now the jelly beans are all gone and there is only regret. And I am fat.

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I want a tank!

 

[deserteagleeye]

You can't because the tank has sunken into a giant tank OF TANKS!

I want that cake!

 

[EeveeElectro]

You can't, you'll get fat like Barbas!

I want a Skittles house.

 

[username sucks]

You can't, the Board of Safety has deemed it unsafe and condemned it.

I want liquid Science.

 

[Teoes]

You can't! Science's melting point is too high for us.

I want to be the one who shot JFK!

 

[username sucks]

You can't, because YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN YOU FREEDOM-HATING BASTARD!

I want to save the galaxy.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, The Empire already effectively did that by bringing us Peace and Order. All Hail The Empire.

I want to grow a mushroom forest.

 

[Teoes]

You can't! Mushrooms AREN'T TREES YOU IMBECILE!

I want to be able to take my chinchillas to work.

 

[username sucks]

You can't, as they would see the terrible conditions of the common man and start a violent revolt against your oppressors, only to die in vain against the superior opposition.

I want to finish thi

 

[Barbas]

You can't, I've sent invisible pixel men with white paint and brushes to ruin it for everyone.

I want a commission.

 

[Headsprouter]

Gonna have to gave me LOADSAMONEY, and you can't because you ain't got nuffink.

I want out of this gutter.

 

[deserteagleeye]

You can't because it's a hard-knock life and daddy already spent all the welfare money on whiskey and jelly beans.

I want to be the very best.

 

[Neuromancer]

You can't, child. Garry will always be better than you.

I want to be your dog.

 

[Mullac]

You can't be my dog, I don't have a dog.

I want to sing.

 

[Headsprouter]

Well, I just took your vocal cords. Fuck you.

I want to eat candy all day...