I would rather be a rock.

[Combined]

The common Pen.

Or perhaps a watch. I adore mechanisms and movement.

 

[oobee]

a high-up cupboard door, so i could whack any passers-by in the back of the head

 

[DC_Josh]

I'd come back a giraffe, so i could keep a good look out for super models taking topless helicopter rides.

(Name where that quote is from and win a fantastic prize.)

 

[Ollopa]

A space ship.

 

[Aries_Split]

I would be a Dog for a few weeks.

Or maybe a ghost.

 

[DannyDamage]

A sexy bra................but then a bird or something else that can fly. Being a dog would be fun too.

 

[Tartarga]

i'd be a dragon
attacking 3rd world country's and such, that would be awsome
avoid the powerful country's them and their freakin nukes

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

I'd be a cat. That sense of total freedom with noone to answer to appeals to me.

 

[Knight Templar]

A dragon, for about 2 weeks.

Knight Templar the Burninator!

 

[Fraeir]

A big bird that poops on people I don't like the looks of, like...
Stupid kids, bullies, religious fanatics, asshats, and that stuck-up-his-own-ass jerk in the new suit who thinks everyone is lower on the ladder than him..

And I'm talking about -very- big poop XD

 

[DC_Josh]

A big bird that poops on people I don't like the looks of, like...
Stupid kids, bullies, religious fanatics, asshats, and that stuck-up-his-own-ass jerk in the new suit who thinks everyone is lower on the ladder than him..

And I'm talking about -very- big poop XD

How big? Would you say 10 million tonnes?

 

[Novajam]

I'm going to say a flower, because it'd be relaxing to just bask in the sun all day and be tickled by the bees, then close back up at night until the next day.

Of course, there are occupational hazards...

 

[Ultrajoe]

A Stick.

So i could beat every lazy-assed defeatist into bloody oblivion.

If your so unhappy with your life then change it.

 

[Piemaster]

A cloud.
I could just float around peacefully, occasionally striking people with lightning.

 

[DC_Josh]

A cloud.
I could just float around peacefully, occasionally striking people with lightning.

But you'd get hit by planes and people would curse your grey colouring when they saw it, as it is the harbinger of rain.

 

[Fraeir]

A big bird that poops on people I don't like the looks of, like...
Stupid kids, bullies, religious fanatics, asshats, and that stuck-up-his-own-ass jerk in the new suit who thinks everyone is lower on the ladder than him..

And I'm talking about -very- big poop XD

How big? Would you say 10 million tonnes?

Oh, not that lot, that would be a bit unfair, don't you think? ; D

I'd want to be a Roc if I could ( Woah, pun not intended actually! O: )

In case you don't know what the mythic Roc is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roc_(mythology)

 

[milomalo]

i want to be a guitar!!! i like making music/noise

 

[roo18]

A human but in a better state of power, I suppose. Or a bird. Or a bird in a better state of power.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

Wow man, it's a drag being a rock
Help I'm a rock...
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman

"Help, I'm a Rock" -- Frank Zappa

Me, I'm pretty happy with being me. Okay, it might not be as great as being Weird Al, but hey, I could do worse.

 

[Omnidum]

A Granite Golem.

Why the hell not?