If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Discord]

You got MY sandwich?!

 

[Fraught]

Oooh, the catering goat is here!

Come in, come in...

 

[GodofDisaster]

Come on in out of the snow. Also could you put that lightsaber away.

 

[Sleekgiant]

You again, stop putting your exercise machine on my porch

 

[oppp7]

Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!1!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!1!

Cheesy one liner, my only weakness ugggggggggggh*dies*

 

[Kollega]

Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Hahaha! Hilarious. Would work better with flamethrower though.

OT: So what exactly are you looking for here, detective Hardstone? Can i help you in any way?

 

[Sleekgiant]

You can help me by dying muhahahahaha

 

[Kollega]

Hi there, mister Hotshot. Extinguish the cigarette now, or you will suffer the consequences. And by "consequences" i mean "my pet cat clawing at your face".

 

[oppp7]

O, hey, a short person.
Do you wanna play basketball?

 

[Sleekgiant]

What are you

 

[oppp7]

I'm you! From the future!
Despite the fact that you came to me and we're both in the same timeline.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

OOOOWUUUUUUUT?!

 

[Kollega]

It's an embryo. Of some weird frog-like creature. On my doorstep. Well, come on in! There are currently a furry alien, his little robot buddy, and robotic mad scientist in the kitchen, while bathroom is occupied by mysterious detective in hat and trenchcoat. And there's System Of A Down concert in the backyard if you're intrested.

This just keeps getting wierder and wierder.

 

[Vrex360]

DIE HUMANOID!!!!

 

[CounterAttack]

Automated Sentry System Report:
Possible Target detected. Subject appears to be a Sangheili.
Fire upon acquired target? Y/N
Option Y accepted.
Result: Subject Sangheili eliminated.

 

[Knife-28]

"I know mormons where desperate to convert people but wow..."

 

[Kollega]

OH SHI-

*gets shot in the face*

 

[Lucifron]

Punt.