If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[oppp7]

I never played your games but...
*Runs inside and locks the door*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I, I, I*breaks down and starts crying*

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd invite him inside for coffee, then without warning, kick him in the balls and run. Then it turns out my house is an abandoned shack, which collapses, burying him alive. =D

 

[Sleekgiant]

Wanna join in my excercise

 

[Roxas1359]

I dig out Sleekgiant and take him to the hospital, he lives.
You are not welcome on my property, I saw what you did.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Makes Maxieon a waffle

 

[oppp7]

*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

Yes but no one else does

 

[oppp7]

*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

Yes but no one else does

Ya, I'm ok with that...
OT: Wanna watch Twilight?
What? Why did you think I was laughing evilly?

 

[Sleekgiant]

*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

Yes but no one else does

Ya, I'm ok with that...
OT: Wanna watch Twilight?
What? Why did you think I was laughing evilly?

This quote confuses and angers me RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
But it is so sad yet so good

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello, would you like to come in? Have a drink?

 

[Timberwolf0924]

I was just doorstep'd.. I'll givew you a cookie for the reference..

 

[Kollega]

Garrus? Hmm, you look a bit more... sketchy... than usually.

*ducks to dodge the sniper rifle swung as a club*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I don't want what your selling

 

[Kollega]

You there! Stop bobbing up and down like you're made of jell-o or something!

 

[Darth Caelum]

Oh! Hello *grabs a Butcher Knife*! would you like to come inside?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Aren't you the serious one. What'll it be?

 

[BringBackBuck]

Well you're definitely not here for the noise complaint

 

[Vrex360]

You look like you can play rock guitar, if you can please proceed and if you cannot get off my doorstep.... please.

 

[Kollega]

Sangheili, here? But it's -30 Celsius outside! And you're a reptile! How did you even survive?