If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[brtshstel]

Come in. would you like some hot tea of coffee? You look cold.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Um I don't think you should be here

 

[EpicPanda]

...why are you randomly jumping up and down? Do you need some sleep pills?

 

[Sleekgiant]

words, words, words, why do I only see words

 

[Timberwolf0924]

I love doing squats.. I'll join you..

 

[Sleekgiant]

Your speech bubble is to small

 

[Kollega]

I insist you stop teabagging that snowman.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I'd say "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." and you would melt.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I'd say "Creepy black dude from anime! Kill it! Kill it with fire!"

 

[Vrex360]

Hello humans, please come in and walk into the room labelled 'Human processing lab'. Don't worry, it's just a name.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Okay... What's this button do?

 

[delet]

Ooo, free concert. Free, creepy transparent concert... Let me get a blind fold; hang on.

 

[Balaxe]

*Shuts door*

"That was strange"

 

[Lambi]

*Opens door*
...Why are there explosions outside? And what the hell are you?

 

[CounterAttack]

Hey, good-looking. What're you after? =)

 

[Balaxe]

To answer both you question it's because i'm a badass.

Edit: Curse you ninjas!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Come in stranger. I got plenty of small furry things for ya.

 

[KiruTheMant]

STUPID MAGGOT KILLING MY PRACTICE DUCKS.
*Popostare*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I miss all of them look!
Ummm idk? WTF is it?!

 

[Dark Knifer]

Holy shit! Get down!