If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Kollega]

Hey, it's System Of A Down! And an entire crowd of fans! What are you even doing here?! Can i help you with anything?

 

[DuplicateValue]

I'd wonder how he found my secret moon base.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'd make Brendan Fraser hands at you( you have to watch the Soup to know what I mean)

 

[orangebandguy]

Too suspicious looking, I don't trust him. He'd stay outside.

 

[Sleekgiant]

He has no face which is freaky

 

[Kollega]

Hello the... Oh, that's just great. Hat, trenchcoat, cigarette, and hey - what are you hiding behind the back?

*tries not to get killed in the ensuing noir detective drama*

 

[Randoms]

He would die of radiation poisining.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*puts in random heavy metal CD*

Fuck yeah, headbanging with the hand of metal!

 

[Not Good]

INTERSTELLER OVERDRIVE ACTIVATE
*pink floyd ensuses; journey to the stars*

 

[Knife-28]

*Opens Door*
"Oh sorry we arn't having the party until friday."
*Closes door*

 

[Ren3004]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *hides under the table*

 

[Kollega]

Wow. First Ratchet, Clank, and Nefarious. Now Normandy team and Sovereign.

Did i miss anything? Did anyone build a spaceport in this everybody-and-their-dog-forsaken city, or what?

 

[brtshstel]

Come on in. Want a beer?

 

[sean.A7x]

ask him if he wanted a sandwich

 

[Sleekgiant]

Tell him Avenged Sevenfold lived next door