If aliens came to Earth, what would you tell them about humanity?

[PsychicTaco115]

Tell them to go fuck off and go to the Moon, we're full

 

[Thaluikhain]

Nobody is going to teach them about this Earth thing we call love?

For all you know aliens are exactly like attractive humans, but with green skin and need a hug. Any number of rubbish films have explored this idea.

 

[Agema]

For all you know aliens are exactly like attractive humans, but with green skin and need a hug. Any number of rubbish films have explored this idea.

If we're talking films and TV, attractive aliens just like us but with green skin are usually invited to engage in considerably more than a "hug".

 

[Smithnikov]

We allowed Darksydephil and Low Tier God to continue making a profit.

Honestly, I got no reason for us to keep going in light of that. Activate the destruction beams at your leisure, we earned it.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

We are still trying to fix things up here, come back in 10-20 years and hopefully the mess will be cleaned up.

...if we are lucky.

 

[ralfy]

Have mercy.