If Dragon Age was a JRPG
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I love JRPGs... they are the cool thing to bash on right now but they will be back. Once the Japanese figure out how to market to America again. They had us in the 80s and 90s because Anime was huge among the kids but now all kids want is to play Call of Duty all day.
I liked gaming better when the meat-heads didn't play video games and get their testosterone on everything. I blame XBOX.
OT: It would probably be better than it currently is. People are knocking the game cause it would have big boobs and giant swords in it... where is the problem exactly?
I liked gaming better when the meat-heads didn't play video games and get their testosterone on everything. I blame XBOX.
OT: It would probably be better than it currently is. People are knocking the game cause it would have big boobs and giant swords in it... where is the problem exactly?
"Duncan and Cailan would survive Ostagar and go on wacky side adventures."
. . . THIS should have been Dragon age 2.
. . . THIS should have been Dragon age 2.
-Made in Japan.
I thought this was a fucking requirement of every JRPG but hey, I might be wrong.
I thought this was a fucking requirement of every JRPG but hey, I might be wrong.
+ 200% estrogen to all characters
All characters in the party CANNOT BE OVER 15, especially the girls.
Make every single cutscene unskippable and around....15 minutes. Minimum
captcha: compete difyshi.
It appears that we must make our difyshi compete, lest this JRPG dragon age come to be.
All characters in the party CANNOT BE OVER 15, especially the girls.
Make every single cutscene unskippable and around....15 minutes. Minimum
captcha: compete difyshi.
It appears that we must make our difyshi compete, lest this JRPG dragon age come to be.
Everyone would either be 16 or 80, and all of the female armour would basically just be a metal bra with spikes.
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/008/d/2/Dragon_Age_Origins_Morrigan_by_desfunk.png
Look! Look at what you have wrought, and weep!
Look! Look at what you have wrought, and weep!
Lol that sounds more like a combination of Anime Tropes... But ok lets try this...M5Henry said:
If Dragon Age (Origins I guess??) was an JRPG.
-The game would become the best you've ever played 50 hours in.
-You start off fighting bunnies and upset hedgehogs until around lvl 10.
-You would have 100 levels per each class.
-The fights would be turn based.
-After each fight you would have to hear the same fanfare and the characters strking a victory pose.
-As far as the JRPGS I've played, you wouldn't be covered in blood after each fight... There would be no blood actually.
-There would be just one origin.
-The main character would be young.
-Sten would be the ethnic spice.
-Leilana would be the kookie spice.
-Morrigan would be the angsty spice.
-There would be a transition before each fight and after each fight.
-Phoenix down wouldn't work if a character was killed in a cutscene.
-There would be Pheonix Downs.
-The attires would be even more ridiculous and wouldn't change no matter what kind of items you equip.
-And lastly there would be Summons. Oh and beautiful hairstyles for all. Even the darkspawn. :S
If Dragon Age 2 was a JRPG God himself would descend onto earth with a rain of fire and four horsemen behind him spreading death and destruction.
Than God would point his mighty finger at Japan and erased all the oddness of their culture from time and space...
After that Allmighty would face Bioware and with his booming voice proclaim.
"THIS IS SO YOU DON'T DO STUPID SHIT AGAIN"
Amen.
Than God would point his mighty finger at Japan and erased all the oddness of their culture from time and space...
After that Allmighty would face Bioware and with his booming voice proclaim.
"THIS IS SO YOU DON'T DO STUPID SHIT AGAIN"
Amen.
DA: Origins would be worse by a insane margin as for Dragon Age 2: Kirkwall I most likely would have liked it with huge anime eyes talking animals and a young Hawke with some real "chosen-one" powers more than I did the real one, just saying.
Edit: And yes after deeper mind-searching I most likely would have liked turn based over DA 2 system, not that it was bad but it was just 100% about having the right position to stay safe and out sight while using a few aoe's and winning instantly.
Edit: And yes after deeper mind-searching I most likely would have liked turn based over DA 2 system, not that it was bad but it was just 100% about having the right position to stay safe and out sight while using a few aoe's and winning instantly.
I hate people who take the cliches that final fantasy managed to create and always put them as a common characteristic of ALL JRPGS in an UN-OBJECTIVE PRETTY NARROW MINDED idea.
There's plenty of JRPGs who completly avert everything you guys have said up until now, and some who just avert some of them.
There's plenty of JRPGs who completly avert everything you guys have said up until now, and some who just avert some of them.
You're kidding right? It took me 80 hours to beat Origins, it didn't even take me that long to beat Final Fantasy 6 and Grandia 2. Have any of you played any of the Persona games by chance?Lt. Vinciti said:
