If evil had a name..

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OmegaXIII

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Melvin. He wears a green jumpsuit and pushes around his V-mop, you've seen him cleaning your local resturant. Just watch him plot everyone's demise...

The_root_of_all_evil said:
Keith Chegwin: Appearing full frontal nude on TV.
I had successfully repressed that horrible horrible memory of seeing Lil Chegger when i was 13 years old! You are just the worst kind of person right about now :p
 

Outofideas

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Aerodyamic said:
Outofideas said:
brokeNCY....wait.

You said 'evil', not 'Lovecraftian', huh?

Well, anyway, my favorite evil characters would be Carcer and Swing from "Night Watch" (yet another Pratchett fanboy here), if only for being very much 'normal' humans while doing truly horrific things.
I suppose Nobby isn't really evil, even if he has to carry a card that proves he's a member of the human race. But the Dwarven spirit from 'Thud!' might count.

How about that retard that runs the classification bureau in Australia? Or the guys at the top of the corporate chain for Blackwater Industries, the company that was providing all the non-military 'security solutions' for the US after the initial hoestilities in Iraq were over. You know, the company responsible for http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7033048.stm ?

Naw, it's gotta be Tweety.
The Following Dark? I always say that thing as just kinda...sad, especially considering who's head it was in at the time.

As for Atkinson and co. and Blackwater....eeeeergh.
 

Aerodyamic

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Outofideas said:
Aerodyamic said:
Outofideas said:
brokeNCY....wait.

You said 'evil', not 'Lovecraftian', huh?

Well, anyway, my favorite evil characters would be Carcer and Swing from "Night Watch" (yet another Pratchett fanboy here), if only for being very much 'normal' humans while doing truly horrific things.
I suppose Nobby isn't really evil, even if he has to carry a card that proves he's a member of the human race. But the Dwarven spirit from 'Thud!' might count.

How about that retard that runs the classification bureau in Australia? Or the guys at the top of the corporate chain for Blackwater Industries, the company that was providing all the non-military 'security solutions' for the US after the initial hoestilities in Iraq were over. You know, the company responsible for http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7033048.stm ?

Naw, it's gotta be Tweety.
The Following Dark? I always say that thing as just kinda...sad, especially considering who's head it was in at the time.

As for Atkinson and co. and Blackwater....eeeeergh.
If the Following Dark had been trying to subvert anyone else, it was could have fulfilled the Dwarves worst nightmares, considering they considered it ones of the most dangerous darkness' they knew. Mind you, the Troll drugs in that book could definitely be considered evil, if inanimate.

I still say Tweety is a strong potential candidate, though. Or Hello Kitty.
 

Insanum

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Steve.

Evils name is steve.

(this has nothing to do with the fact my name is steve....Honest.)
 

Supreme Unleaded

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QuirkyTambourine said:
Isn't his name Bobby Kotick?

/obligatory really
No Bobby Kotic isnt the name of evil, he's the name of greed.

Anyway we all know that the name of evil is Gordon Freeman, why? Because he hasnt beaten Valves ass with a crowbar yet for not realesing Episode 3, therefor making him evil.
 

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Mornelithe said:
Evil does have a name, it's Michael Bay.
And he lives i hell where he can watch all the fire and exoplosions he wants, while residing in the ring of lust with all the dumbass women. We all know this is fact.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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It would have to have a -or or -thor at the end, because everything sounds much eviler that way. Even nonthreatening names. Bobithor, Tomithor, Ragathor, Milkathor, ect. think about if you put it onto an already evil sounding name, like "Satonathor" or "Belphagore" or "Krogathor"
 

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Ryuk2 said:
Jesus. Biggest liar in the history of man.
I'm not disagreeing with you, I just think its all the lies that have been told in "His" name in order to get power and control over humanity that are the real evil.

I agree with Christpher Hitchens, religion poisons EVERYTHING.

Now as far as if evil had a name? It ALREADY DOES.


CELINE DION.
 

youknowwho

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Evil has many names:
country music/youknowwho/Satan/Yo'mama/ yo' bigfanny granny/ your slaphappy grandpappy/ George Bush/sequels(with few exceptions)/ humanity/Sarah Palin/ Disney/

E.T.C

and my fave from book/tv/movie/game/fiction/non-fiction:
A tie between Maia from Jak and Daxter The Precursor Legacy('boobs sell'), and Ansem/Xemnas/Xehanort from Kingdom Hearts.