If Kirby ate you...

[Sewblon]

He would were a polo shirt, play the guitar badly and destroy his enemies with a soldering iron.

 

[Davrel]

He'd get AIDS...and PTSD - I would not be consumed without a fight.

I don't actually have AIDS, I just feel that it would be a fitting punishment for him eating me

 

[Hashime]

He'd have a baseball hat and sunglasses on, as well as a lab coat, and would use a machete as a weapon.

 

[ender214]

He would gain spiky hair and glasses. And would be able to abuse caffeine and thus double his movement speed for a short period of time before growing really sluggish.

 

[joshuaayt]

His hat would be a brown wig with glasses attatched. His voice would lose all perceptible emotion, and he would develop a major crush for a certain video game reviewer. And I'd draw the ensuing date and post it on deviantart.
Because who wouldn't date Kirby?

 

[Bullet Alchemist]

He'd wear a tea towel on his head and gain the ability to float about six inchs off the ground looking puzzeled and forlorn.

 

[Luke5515]

He'd get long mangey hair, a band shirt, and turn average.

 

[major28]

he woulg grow gills and become a fast swimmer and he would lose his social life

 

[Cpu46]

He would gain the power of.... Procrastination!

 

[firedfns13]

He'd definitely get really lonely and cynical, or be an above average diver.

 

[Critical92]

he'd be a dinosaur that breathes fire and kills children!

 

[-Samurai-]

He'd get my favorite red Chuck Norris shirt and some jeans, and OCD that makes him stack same-shaped objects from largest to smallest, and make sure they're lined up perfectly, or he'd be bothered by it all day.

He'd probably change to white-tan. Got some sun lately.

 

[Demons_Bane]

He would have a bad sense of humor, normal generic hair, a sense of moral decency and bad fashion sense.

 

[black-magic]

He would get an anime related baseball cap and gain the ability to kick ass at first person shooters

 

[SovietSecrets]

He would feel really good and start tripping out.

 

[Pendragon9]

He'd turn into a huge Robotic Kirby with the ability to argue about an issue for days on end, despite the issue already having been resolved.

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[SpaceSpork]

He would have covered wars, you know.

 

[Palademon]

He'd grow ginger hair, then it'd be censored for being too controversial.

 

[traineesword]

The ability to complete Kirby nightmare in dreamland without getting hurt, completing the game 600% (100% for normal and hard difficulty, and there are 3 save files)

and the patience and love for the game to do so