If Kirby ate you...

[Daipire]

He'd probably get really skinny, and a bad haircut.

Superpower would be: procrastination!

 

[randomrob]

He'd become really tall. And Lazy. And start questioning the nature of his existence. And... start wearing jeans and a t-shirt and being good at science.

So our kirbies are essentially twins I gather

So it would seem...

 

[DrunkWithPower]

He would be on badass character. In the words of the Jedi "The narcissism is high with this one."

 

[KitsunetheFox]

He'd be pretty smart and really short...

... oh, and he'd have a black belt in Karate.

 

[GreatVladmir]

He get even fatter and have a anarchic, twisted, immature and sometimes down right cruel/sick sense of humor, also would be incredibly snooty when it comes to pretty much anything, oh and get a WoW addiction.

 

[ANImaniac89]

pink hair

 

[Billion Backs]

He'd become a hairy unshaven nihilist with suicidal tendencies.

Wow I'm so dark and edgy this fine day! (/sarcasm)

Also, a mild case of indigestion.

 

[Eldarion]

He would become the sexiest thing alive.

You stole mine....

 

[sirkai007]

He would get a cowboy hat and a .44 Colt.

Either than or stabbed in the stomach from the inside.

Do you mean .45 colt or .44 magnum?

If he ate me, he would become pale and skinny and gain the powers of being able to use any small arms in 2 minutes or less, drive attractive women away, and music and movie snobbery.

 

[Skull Kid]

He wouldn't get a hat but a coat that covers most of his face and the ability to talk himself out of doing anything aka procrastination

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

He'd get the ability to breathe fire, because my plan to save myself Pinocchio-style would fail miserably.

 

[Plurralbles]

He'd grow a massive dick.

sorry I'm sure that's already been said... surely no ninja is THAT garbage at their skills to leave it to the 7th page...

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

He'd get a Portsmouth F.C. baseball cap or a Portsmouth F.C. football Jersey or an England Rugby Jersey.

He'd get the power to brilliantly slide tackle or rugby tackle his enemies.

 

[geddydisciple]

He would get a ZP hat and gain the ability to eat an entire tube of pizza prengals in one sitting.

 

[The Rockerfly]

He would stop

Spoiler: Epicness

[HEADING=1]Hammer Time!!![/HEADING]

 

[HentMas]

he would have a big sombrero, and maracas, and he would kill his foes by singing badly translated mexican songs in english

 

[GLo Jones]

He'd grow 4 inches of hair, and know all pizza delivery guys by name.

 

[Julianking93]

He'd gain the power of ultimate cuteness!

 

[ValronPiRho]

If Kirby ate me he would have a massive psycho Cheshire Cat grin and would be constantly changing colors. His power would be to randomly use a different one of his other powers like sword, ice breath, etc. every time you hit the attack button and there's a 1% chance he'll turn rainbow and glow-y for a few seconds and his attack would be every attack simultaneously, which immediately kills everything on screen.