if pokemon were real, which one would you have?

[toapat]

I'd have a Buneary because I think they're cute. Of course, I'd get rid of it once it evolved into a Lopunny. Ugh.

so you would get rid of a sexy rabbit?

in order
Pikachu
Charzard
Tortera
Blastoise
Buneary
Pacharisu
Groudon
Kyoger

 

[robinkom]

Porygon to give people seizures.

Pichu because he's oh so facking adorable.

or

Squirtle as long as he wears the dark shades.

 

[Rigs83]

Never really played Pokemon so I have to ask..Is there a vibratosaur or dildocon? I'd take one of those.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Alakazam because he seems like a pretty cool guy that I could just chill with.

Never really played Pokemon so I have to ask..Is there a vibratosaur or dildocon? I'd take one of those.

There's a doduo but I don't think that would fit your interests...

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Magikarp. Easiest pet ever.

 

[Polarix]

Well because I like a lot of Pokemon, I going to say what my Pokemon team would be. I would have a Sandslash, a Raichu, a Fearow, a Breloom, a Houndoom, and an Empoleon. Those are my favorite pokemon and I think it would be a well rounded team.

Snorlax. Because Snorlax effin' owns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0mYSFPoCU

Your right, Snorlax does indeed effin' own.

 

[MonstersInMyCloset]

id have to say mew

 

[ender214]

And one of these, that has nothing to do with sex.

One of these, that may have something to do with sex.

 

[gigastrike]

Since when do you get to choose? Trainers always start out with something from the local area (unless you know a proffesor with a plant inspired name).

 

[ArmstronFTW]

Mew, or perhaps Arcanine.

 

[Lightnix]

Tyranitar. Nobody would screw with that.

 

[Jharry5]

It'd have to be Bulbasaur. I'd just make sure it never evolves, I mean, who wants an Ivysaur?

 

[SSoneill]

Haunter all the way the funniest pokemon EV4R

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Skamory. It's fast and steel.

 

[Phenakist]

Umbreon and or Glaceon.

I'm always up late, and keeping cool in the summer can be a problem, and they aren't ridiculous sizes, so perfect. ^.^

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Arcainine so I could ride him places at incredible speeds!

 

[wierdman51]

feraligator , cause totodile was the greatest starter ever.

 

[Gigaguy64]

rayquaza. i mean who dosent want a multi elemental sky dragon?

 

[dstryfe]

Spoiler: It's a picture.

Yes.

Spoiler: It's another picture.

Yes...and

Spoiler: This one isn't.

that has nothing to do with sex.

yes.

Oh, and Eevee, or one of every kind of Eevee, or...screw it. I'ma just catch 'em all.

 

[mjddjm96]

Porygon, so I can create new software and fight the evils of the internets in cyberspace