if pokemon were real, which one would you have?

[secondcircle]

CuBone at least he's proud of his bone
swings that thing around like their's no tomorrow

He also wears the skull of his mother on his head (or so I hear...)
Which is pretty angsty for pokemon when you've got pink blobs and electric rodents as other options.

 

[r0qu3]

Pikachu of course but in the drawn together "LingLing"-Version, he's more fluent in speaking japanese...

 

[joystickjunki3]

Mew. Or possibly Pichu or Totodile.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

This guy:

I'll admit it; I've always wanted a Growlithe as a pet.

It would be like owning a dog..........a dog that could set things on fire..........

 

[Blue22]

I'd have a Yanmega, if not only for the fact that it's Japanese name is MEGAYANMA!

 

[Leut Caboose]

I would have rayquasa

 

[SnowCold]

I want Mu!
Or maybe Mr. Mime, or Avracadvra or however you spell it.

Mu and Avracadvra don't exsist (you probbly mean Mew and Alakazam) and Mr. Mime sucks.

I wan't Aresues, since he is a fucking god!

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Mew. No question, Mew has always been my favourite.

Second favourite would probably be Growlith...

Snorlax. Because Snorlax effin' owns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0mYSFPoCU

Good work

 

[sabotstarr]

garados....because it says he water flying so hypothetically he could also fly me as compared to kicking ass while he does it.

 

[Sasco Tetrarch]

Gardevoir, Enough said.

 

[Faeanor]

I'm sure I could make a whole long list, but for conciseness, I'll just say...

<--- that one (Shuckle)

 

[Dr. Love]

CuBone at least he's proud of his bone
swings that thing around like their's no tomorrow

He also wears the skull of his mother on his head (or so I hear...)
Which is pretty angsty for pokemon when you've got pink blobs and electric rodents as other options.

Well replace skull of his mother with that of one of my brutal ex-girlfriends and I'd say he's a good guy

 

[Robert632]

umbreon, don't ask why, just umbreon

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Growlithe, so that it could grow with me and become a Arcanine, or Vulpix, so that it could grow and become a Ninetails. Maybe a Pidgeot, so that I could travel the world on my days off.

BTW, any one else feel extremely outdated? I remember a few from Au/Ag (nerd joke), but mostly only red and blue.

 

[Ben Legend]

Wait... just one?

Isn't the objective of pokemon to 'catch them all'?

Well, just one? Mew of course. All that innocence and all of that power.

 

[McFuzzie]

This is easy: A squirtle. Best Poke Mon ever. Just look at the Squirtle Squad!!!

 

[dwightsteel]

....the least obnoxious one, I suppose? Isn't there a dragon one? Seeing as they make up new pokemon like every other week, there is probably a dozen of em..

He was one of the originals...anyway, that one.

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

Totally get Steelix.. Why?
Because he's just rad and looks angry.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

I think it would be fun to have a torterra you could travel around on.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Ash's broken pikachu.

Seriously, you can have whole team of god tier mons, Brokenchu will kick their asses.