If real life was an RPG...

[Phototoxin]

I'd be a scientist just like in real life =p

 

[Nomad]

Neutral good elf sorcerer.

 

[FinalGamer]

I was playing FFIX lately, just having a massive nostalgic playthrough of it all and after a nasty battle of being cast Slow upon a lot of times, I looked at my watch and thought "if real life was an RPG, a Rolex would prevent Slow."

I would of thought a Rolex would Prevent Stop

Well I had in mind a digital watch would prevent Stop since that counts the exact seconds. Course that's just me.

Other ideas I had on items are:
Jogging pants - Raises agility, lowers defence
iPhone - Prevents Silence
Goth makeup - Raises defence, lowers agility (well goths pretty much clam up and barely move much right?)

 

[Blood_Lined]

some jrpgs actually have a good replay value like star ocean 2 for example, because you get to choose your main character, final fantasy however has zero replay value. but to stay on topic, id be the really agile, super stealthy warrior, just in case i ever feel like kicking the door down rather than just picking the lock.

 

[Clirck]

If life would be RPG I would be some dwarf and make a game called "The Real Life Before The RPG Came To Reality"
mwhahah

 

[dirte]

I would have to go caster, and turn vampire like lv 14 or so.

 

[Mr.Caine]

This is all I have to say

Spoiler

I heard this games learning curve is insane! Plus no respawn? Pass...

 

[Pimppeter2]

The final bosss would clearly be godzilla!

 

[Roamin11]

Random encounters would suck, I couldn't take the constant running into low level creatures only to run from them then arrive late to dates and say how I ran into like 20 things on my way there.....

 

[shadowelancer]

I would be one of the people who end up feeding the giant rats.

 

[Maileigh]

If life were a Role Playing Game...

-You meet up with your friends at [insert random hang out here] and somehow end up having to save the world.

-You could get shot or set on fire and live/(come back to life) as long as you/(your friends accompanying you) find a hotel or your own bed to sleep in nearby.

-If you're hard on cash, just head outside and beat up someone for the gold pieces.

-Whenever you finish a task at work or turn in an assignment at school; you immediately hear the fanfare theme playing aloud.

-That good feeling after doing something is you leveling up.

 

[Syndron]

I'd be some sort of theif. I'd just walk into peoples houses and start stealing shit. Also pickpocket everyone i see.
In battle i'd use guns or knives. I'd also be able to summon my cat to useth claw and bite attacks.
I'd travel the land with a party of friends to partake in vaious epic quests. We'd travel around in a mini van.
Eventually i'd have a pg13 sex scene with my love intrests.

 

[FinalGamer]

The final bosss would clearly be godzilla!

Or maybe....GOD?

 

[stormcaller]

I'm still a child so you can't kill me.

Up until my 18th birthday I will follow you around,obnoxiously screaming "Hero!,Hero!,Heeeerrrooo!"

I'd be the boss character.

 

[the protaginist]

Pretty much this.











I bet you tried to mouse over, didn't you, you nerds.

I do it on instinct now.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

If my life was an RPG I would be a level 24 something (i dont know how to class myself) My race would be New Jersian and my stats would be
Str: 74
Speed: 36
Int: 66
Charisma: 1
Luck: 93
Agility: 50
Willpower: 97

The bosses would be giant spiders... with lasers for eyes, and the final boss would be my ex after she found out that I beat her brother up and she would be having her period and be on steroids.
My defense would be at 58 and my HP would be at 350.

Some items and weapons would be

S&W Model 500: major boost to damage, and slight to major (depending on strength) damage to accuracy.
kevlar vest: defense increase, agility and speed decrease.
Me Shotgun: damage increase.
AK47: damage increase, accuracy decrease
running sneakers: speed and agility increase
Black suit and tie with shades: increase in awesome.
Knife of broken chains: allows you to kill things you weren't able to kill before. (children and other things)
Bible: grants a plus 5 bonus to attack if assaulting a catholic.
thats it.

 

[Prideful Heretic]

If life was a real RPG I'd drink a health potion next time I get a cold.

 

[SquirrelPants]

I hope Life isn't linear, it would suck to have a game so massive, and there's no free roaming to explore the world with...

 

[AssassinX66]

If life was an RPG I would level up (get promoted) as fast as I could until I reached the top and then I would turn the world back to a medieval land with my wicked awesomness then become an assassin and leave no pocket un-picked.

 

[Khazoth]

I would be the chaotic neutral type who doesn't really give a damn about the protagonist or his damnedable journey but would most likely be roped in some how and killed off near the end because i'm not important and the writers would feel the need to make me sacrifice myself for the main hero to show some sort of bullshit emotional turnaround. I'd also most likely die in a cliche way, filled with bullets, coughing up blood, with my last words being something like "Give'm hell kid."


Either that or i'd die in a Spike fashion and just say bang and keel over.