If the console wars was an actual war...

Fniff

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What would it be like?

Basically, the worst war you could ever imagine.

PS Actual meaning real.
 

Fniff

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Furburt said:
The PC would be the Mantorok of the equation. (cookie for reference)

You think we're beaten, but we're controlling everything.
Eternal Darkness,cookie.
 

Swaki

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The 360 army's weapons would stop working in the middle of the battle.
The Wii army would only be 5 man strong since the rest would be either to old or to young to recruit.
The ps3 army would have the newest and most powerful weapon, unfortunately they could only afford 3.
 

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swaki said:
The 360 army's weapons would stop working in the middle of the battle.
The Wii army would only be 5 man strong since the rest would be either to old or to young to recruit.
The ps3 army would have the newest and most powerful weapon, unfortunately they could only afford 3.
And all three armies would be made up entirely of idiots who couldn't spell if their life depended on it. And this is war, so who knows? It just might.
 

xwhitey

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swaki said:
The 360 army's weapons would stop working in the middle of the battle.
The Wii army would only be 5 man strong since the rest would be either to old or to young to recruit.
The ps3 army would have the newest and most powerful weapon, unfortunately they could only afford 3.
People give up now he wins great post.
 

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World War 2, except the Japanese get all the way to Europe through America and stay put. Also with fewer war crimes as they need us alive to buy the damn consoles.

-Or-

Microsoft suffers shell shock half way through the first battle and collapses into a useless hunk, war over.
 

cannot_aim

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The 360 would have the most able soldiers except they would all be drunk.

The wii would have more people but they wouldn't know what end of a gun shot bullets.

The PC army would believe that they would win by default so none of them would show up.

The PS3 army would have one guy with a gun and the rest would be carrying ammo.

Edit: damn ninja'd
 

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The Nintendo side would be elusive and lightweight, the Microsoft side would be powerful but prone to equipment malfunctions, the Sony side would have Gundams but somewhat incompetent officers (though they're better now), and the PC side would be mostly uninvolved but demonstrate extremely strong defense capabilities when attacked, though it may go through recessions at times.

Now if there were a Nintendo-Sega war, I'd enlist and fight for both sides.
 

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Take a wartorn battlefield and imagine three factions on it, a bunch of kids and few older people who for reason are nostalgic about games that came out before they were born, and dress them in white uniforms for the Wii they would make up the Nintendo Army with an arsenal of guns made from Wii zappers of the rifle and pistol varieties.

Add a bunch of caffeine chugging overcompetitive teenagers who charge into battle controller in one hand mike equiped Nos from their recent trip to the local 7-11 in the other hand. These would be the X-box Army they would attemept to use real weapons but would be despaired by the fact that their aim isn't nearly as "1337" without the HUD helping. They would be dressed in Green and White Uniforms.

Finnally the last side mostly the same of the X-box army except they won't shut up about Blu-Ray and High Defintion they're obsessed with this. They use real weapons as well and suffer the same problems as the X-Box army with them. Another weapon expensive but somewhat used is the "OMFG SUPER GOOD GRAPHICS" Riot Shiled basically a flat screen TV strapped to the arm intended to awe the enemy with it "l33ter than yours" graphics. Every weapon of theirs has something to do with HD and Graphics and they would be dressed in black uniforms.

Now imagine them fighting on the aforementioned wartorn battlefield
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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swaki said:
The 360 army's weapons would stop working in the middle of the battle.
The Wii army would only be 5 man strong since the rest would be either to old or to young to recruit.
The ps3 army would have the newest and most powerful weapon, unfortunately they could only afford 3.
I lol'd at this.

OT: It would probably be like a generic shooting game, only in real life.
 

Nobody_You_Know

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It would be exactly the same as it is now... a bunch of pasty losers hiding in their bedrooms pretending to be hard.
 

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Vicious, bloody, pointless and have several follow up wars to it.
Or the non fan-boys on every system will eventually join forces to create the Almighty Console!
Or just sit there with fans saying "Oh, you silly little things. Waiter? More caviare, please."
 

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360 would be average but prone to malfunctions

PS3 would have super weapons but very few of them

Wii would shit themselves in unison and drink poisoned red kool-aid

PC would come in late and kill the survivors
 

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The battle would be terrible, until tabletop gaming descended from on high and obliterated all the warring factions.