If The Escapist Was a High School...

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Moonlight Butterfly

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Class Protector 2012! Sokay I got this vamp...I mean pcp user influx under control! heh heh..heh. I just need to check some books in with Yahtzee in the library! NOTHING STRANGE HERE AT ALL MOVE ALONG.
 

Fijiman

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I would be one of the upperclassmen who a lot of people know and like. I would generally try to help people when I could. I'd also mostly be one of the theater kids, and if I'm not hanging out in the theater I'm at home gaming.
 

Gali

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I'd join the "creepy person standing there and watching you all"-faction, because I mostly just read the conversations here instead of participating in them. Also, I quietly fangirl about the cheerleaders, football players and whatever you'd call the popular people (read: users with many posts who make me laugh).

In reality, I have few friends because of my "nerdyness" (I know, shocking...) and the fact that most people in school just piss me off and I don't bother not telling them in one way or another. I'm the one who goes along just well with her teachers and has fairly good grades without any effort, despite having a decent amount of hours of absence because I just hate going to school and by now, don't think I learn anything there (probably never really did anyway, lol).
 

w9496

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I'd be the guy everybody wants in their group for projects, like real high school was.

A lot of my classes had review games before the test so shitheads could cram the day before. I was a freakin' all-star when it came to review games, especially history.
 

Yopaz

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krazykidd said:
I'd be the guy that no one really knows, kinda reconises ( by face only )when he pass , but everyone kinda sorta hates and finds incredibly annoying , only making smart comment once in a blue moon . Kinda like here actually .
Hey, I think I recognize you, are we in the same class? For 7 years you say?

OT: Considering how I am at this forum I guess I wouldn't really fit in to any group. Not quite nerdy enough, nor am I a jock. I make a memorable first impression so I wouldn't be forgotten, but I'd probably not stick out so much.
 

SveeNOR

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I would be that guy who becomes friends with some really nice and enjoyable girls, but ends up dating the girls who are a bit crazy (especially the suicidal Russian one (don't ask me))

I will also be the guy who always postpone his papers or orals to the last day, but for some freaking annoying reason always manages to pull it through, getting better grades than people who used several days to prepare theirs) usual because he is very good to talk/write around things and sound smart.

I'll probably be some other things too, but I wouldn't give a shit about what the other people meant as long as I had some really good friends.
 

Strazdas

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the forever alone jerk with no friends who tries to argue with everyone just for the same of arguing. this seems to be all i do on escapist, and loving it.
sick2thestomach said:
I'd be the "new kid."
how fitting for your first post
 

LG Jargon

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WaitWHAT said:
GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERRREEEEEEE!!!

...Although I do like old man Yahtzee's angry literature lessons. They're fun.
Yeah, he'd probably be like Lewis Black in the movie Accepted: knowing the truths about the world, sick of all the bull and spewing righteousness in a belligerent manner...who would probably be competing for attenton with Mr. Sterling, the other preachy professor-guy who frequently temps from another school.

OT: I'd probably be what I was in high school: half-jock, half-nerd. I'd be running for the cross country team (if there was one...with a quality outdoor trail), but would be in with the niche of the nerds. Granted, I'd mostly spend my time either in the library or dutifully attending class.

Although, considering how I've been here, I wouldn't speak all that much for fear of ridicule, and would let out wise kernels of truths every now and then...or would fall flat on my face trying to let out a kernel of truth and make myself look more like a fool.

Side note: I feel that those who call themselves "furries" or "bronies" would most likely be the more vocal of the social outcasts. I would still identify with them, but I still feel as though they would be seen as "those weirdos".
 

Meight08

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I'd be the history teacher who refuses to teach what he's supposed to teach, spends most lessons talking and spends most of the time watching barely related movies.
 

Twilight_guy

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I'd be the kid at lunch who sits in the corner and eats paste. Yummy!

Actually I'm more like the grumpy old janitor, making angry comments and saying how people just don't understand while staying aloof and keeping to myself but secretly only wanting a hug.
 

Contradiction

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I guess I'd try get in with the music crowd.
Otherwise do exactly what I did in real high school and float on through coasting on Bs that could be As and staying out of the more invested social politics.
 

LG Jargon

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janjotat said:
SanAndreasSmoke said:
janjotat said:
SanAndreasSmoke said:
What I am in real life - the bully.

...NAAAHHH!

A pretty normal guy that most people know for making humorous drawings (not anime, FTR) during class and inexplicably talking his way out of detention on a regular basis.

Despite my smooth-talking, I would not run for school office.

I would run cross-country. The end.

(Anyone else willing to join the team? C'mon. You know how much fun running is.)
I'd join! I've been injured the last two seasons, but last year I did 4:41 for the mile as a sophomore. Out of curiosity what are your times?

In my high school I would say I have a massive amount of friends, but I avoid the jocks like the plague. But on the escapist I am a bit of a nobody, so I'd just lurk in a corner i guess.
It's official - we have a team!

My PR for the 5K (the only thing we run in meets) this past season was 18:24.
And that's a great mile time you have there. Together, we shall bring home the gold.
Later this year my team is hoping to set the 4xmile and distance-medley school records. But we also have a very hard league to compete in because we are in New Jersey. The top guys in the league are in the 15s for the 5k. I am number 3 on my team. How is it near you?

Calling other runners we need 3 more for an XC team
I'd join!...Though my best time isn't nearly as good as yours. In Senior year? Peak physical condition? I think my best was either 21:23 or 23:21. And since I've gained about 40-50 lbs and haven't exercised in years (unless we're talking in context of the hypothetical discussion, in which case, I'd be back to my skinny-as-a-rail 125-135 weight), I'd need to train like a boss.

Still, I'm pretty dependable: I'd go to all of the practices and would do pretty much all of the regimens. With enough training, I think I'd be able to break 20 minutes.

Captcha: have an inkling
 

Kaltazraza

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Being a janitor could be nice, I wouldn't have to talk to people, and I could yell at students loitering in the halls.
 

CrazyGirl17

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Probably the same I was in real high school, the loner who does her own thing... though I would at least be in the anime club.
 

MammothBlade

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What can I say, a conspiracy theorist senior who spends lunchtimes alone in the "tea club" room. Drinking tea, reading, and playing vidya games. Though the tea club is really a front for the escapist highschool mystery club.

I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
 

JLML

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A slacker who never does anything and fails 1/5th of the classes, but somehow seems to know everything. Also, I'd be a loner who tries to avoid socialising with more or less everyone, with the possible exception of one or two persons I'd actually be able to work with/talk to what so ever.

Also, I'd constantly throw stuff at Para because. . . well, it should be obvious if you've ever seen us post in the same thread.