If The Escapist Was a High School...

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Ljs1121

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Imagine the most socially withdrawn person you know, and he/she is probably a star quarterback when compared to me. I'd probably never speak to anyone and only do my schoolwork.

[sub]I don't like being judged by people :([/sub]
 

Devil_Worshipper

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I'd be the friendly headbanger looking dude, who plans all the pranks and spouts sarcastic comments in the class. I'd probably hit on your girlfriend in front of you, then apologize profusely and suggest a threesome.
 

neoontime

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Probably like high school. Be really quiet and hang around people with one thing to say or a remark every now and then, kind of like in forum games. I would most likely keep quiet during the religious, political, and social issues, just because I would never want to be caught in those awful fights like they do here.
 

an annoyed writer

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I dunno. Probably some loner pseudo-Gothic transgirl hiding in the corner reading a book or something that would teach people the difference between choking and strangulation to those who try to wrong her? Sounds about right. Of course, high school was relatively unpleasant for me, so I'm not sure I'd stick around. Suffocating environment.
 

Saulkar

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I would be the big muscular guy who everyone assumes is a stupid goofball but is the first one called down to the computer room when Blender, Photoshop, or the computers in general crap-out.

Rednog said:
I'd be the guy stuffing you nerds into lockers and taking your lunch money.
Then I would stuff you in a smaller locker.
 

theevilgenius60

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I'd be one of the few jocks in this school. God, our teams would suck. That aside, I'd be that quiet dude, just lurking in the back of class watching and listening, occasionally chiming in with snark. Hell, that was me back in regular high school.
 

xplosive59

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Music Nerd, That is what people knew me as in secondary school and probably known as on the internet as well.
 

StormShaun

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I would be the normal kid who has nerdy hobbies and hangs out with his small group of friends and has fun. Nothing much...I would probably be the holier then thou guy due to have a strong sense of morality...if this was a school I would fit in much more.

And have much more fun then my previous real high school experience. :(

If I would talk about my dream high school...

My group would consist of me the normal kid struggling to get stronger, the leader, the muscle guy, the kendo guy, the tsundere cat girl, the mature perverted girl, the noisy prank girl, the quiet book reader girl, the energetic snack girl and the cute adorable international girl who ends up with the normal kid.

We shall call ourselves...Litte Busters. We would play baseball, fight each other (In silly weapon battles) and have fun!

xD

Okay...if I want my school life to be based of the anime/visual novel Little Busters...you can tell my school life sucked. D:

I'm going to cry now. ;_;
 

Pebkio

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I have no idea. I know where I was when I was in highschool, but I'm much older now. Probably some administrative job that only does work once a week or mostly during the Summer months.

Security consultant. There, that works.
 

DiZtAnT

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That guy wearing a bedsheets pretending to be a ghost that no one talks about but everyone thinks is weird.

You have probably seen me once or twice in your four years in high school, but we have never interacted, and no one you know knows anything more about me.

Surprisingly though, I do actually have things going on in my life.
 

CpT_x_Killsteal

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I'd be loner and a drifter, either spending time alone or standing beside a group just listening to their conversations.

Although I'd open up a bit when I joined the football(THE REAL FOOTBALL) club as the goalkeeper.
 

Vault101

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escapist?

I'd be one of the popular kids...

but seriously I don't even want to think about highschoool...bunch of BS I'd rather forget
 

Savryc

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I'd be the one that just slept through the classes I didn't like and marginally paid attention in classes I did, coasting on C's and B's.
 

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I guess No Right Answer would be the debate club.

And Big Picture would be social studies.

I guess I'll be getting all A's this year.
 

hazabaza1

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I dunno. I'd be me.
Kinda quiet, speaks up occasionally with snarky sarcastic comments and a healthy dose or two or narcissism.
 

uchytjes

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I'ma be a band geek. The band geek with an incredibly dirty sense of humor... I'd also play the trombone for obvious reasons.
 

Cheery Lunatic

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Oh god I can already imagine it.

Everyone would be white, male, and extremely awkward.

I would stick out like a sore thumb.
 
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IndomitableSam said:
Beffudled Sheep said:
IndomitableSam said:
God I wish you were my mom, friend, or significant other (not to be creepy :D)... More people these days need a serious injection of the backbone you seem to have an abundance of. Your kids (if you have any) would probably turn out pretty damn good barring extraordinary circumstances.
Backbone has its good parts and bad parts. I easily offend people, because I say what I think and am pretty harsh. And judgemental. It's the flipside to the shy, insecure girl I was growing up. Soon as I finished school I figured, fuck it, and started being myself. Now I'm an ass to hide the insecurity.

As for kids, I have seen what they do to each other these days and it's made me decide I don't (probably) want any as I would teach them to fight back... And when they couldn't, I'd go to the kid's door and tell the parents (and the kid) if they didn't stop, I would hunt them down and torture and kill each one of them, starting with the children. Not kidding. I would probably hurt someone if my kid was bullied.
Nothing wrong at all with encouraging your kid to defend him/herself from bullying/abuse/etc. Also nothing wrong with being blunt and saying what you think.
I never understood the worlds obsession with lying about who you are down to the smallest details :/
And judging by how I react when someone messes with my younger cousins I'd probably react similarly to you if someone threatened my child(ren). All in all, still think you'd be a good parent :D
 

Zeckt

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I would be the weird metrosexual preening pretty boy who never shuts up or takes anything seriously or cares what people think.
 

Zio_IV

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Well, considering I dropped out of high school, I suppose that pretty much sums up where I fit into this scenario.