If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Teoes]

What did you just put down the back of my trousers?

Cold soup.

 

[username sucks]

What is in that giant metal vat?

Iced tea.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If you could replace you blood with something what would it be?

Piping hot grape juice.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What is the secret ingredient to this amazing concoction?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can you answer this question through interpretative dance?

Just there standing on your flowers.

 

[Teoes]

Where's the judge for the Town In Bloom competition?

Covered in 3 inches of caramel.

 

[username sucks]

So, where is my pizza?

In a deep underground cave guarded by dwarves.

 

[Teoes]

Where's my underwear, you fiend?

That username sucks.

 

[Dalek Caan]

What do you think of the name Teoes?

Heat at 150 degrees for 10 minutes then apply a think layer of onions.

 

[KOMega]

What is a hot ogre like?

Right through the wall.

 

[crazy_coug99]

How does the Kool-aid Man get into a room?

Handsome Jack's pony Butt-Stallion.

 

[username sucks]

Could you define "dignity"?

Crunchy outside, chewy inside.

 

[Teoes]

What are armadillos!?

Cheap at twice the price.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What is a product slogan that would never work?

A deer skull, a flower crown and some pop art.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What does a hipster have in their bedroom?

Four inches and floppy.

 

[Teoes]

What sounds like a hugely disappointing evening the perfect description for a comedy crowbar?

Turn through 90 degrees, engage rotor.

 

[username sucks]

How the #&%$ do I fly this thing!?!?!?!?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

 

[Teoes]

What do you like about username sucks?

Up to the second knuckle.

 

[username sucks]

I saw this cool action movie called "World War 2", but where are those fight scenes supposed to be?

Sad sacks of filth and sour cream.