If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Teoes]

What's for dinner?

A staple gun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The dinner has been cancelled. But who cares?

It's why they always say Sorry.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Is it true that upon receiving their drivers licenses, the entire class of 1987 held a contest to see how many hot dog stands they could run over and accidentally killed 187 people, along with 2 ENTIRE LITTERS OF KITTENS?

EDIT: i forgot to add a new answer, so here:

Street maps of Florida, 12 jammy dodgers, and a fez.

 

[kailus13]

What is the 12th Doctors' idea of a good time?

A glss, a coin, and a watch.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What did the muggers take from you?

No it takes batteries.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Can I charge my iPhone with electrolytes?

Indeed, i do like a good buffet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When given the choice between a buffet or a corvette... What do you say?

PILLS HERE!

 

[Teoes]

You've got full health, would you maybe use your medkit on me please? I am near death.

Take it take it, just stop waving that thing at me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Where's the money? WHERE'S THE MONEY?

Goddamnit, that's not even funny anymore...

 

[Teoes]

Hey Redlin. Redlin! You know that the higher your post count, the smaller your winky, right?

Soft, strong and very very long.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can you describe your Pubic hair to me?

No we need more beer for that.

 

[username sucks]

Should we go save the galaxy now?

So many lizards!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What shall we bury our slain with sire?

Put it in my blood!

 

[Teoes]

What shall we do with all this liquified roofie we found in the dumpster?

Take one small step, then fall in backwards.

 

[username sucks]

I dug this hole like you asked, so what now?

Swing it with all your might!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Captain how should I bowl my next delivery?

No it was from Cricket.

 

[kailus13]

Did you get this watch from Jimminy Flea?

Three blind cats and a deaf mouse.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What was the most watched sporting event in Cuba last year?

The rabbit or the fox and the badger's head.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Which pub(s) was the good doctor at last night?

It sucks when you're sneezing.