If this is the answer, what is the question?

username sucks · Oct 23, 2013

Will you please call the hospital now, OH GOD IT HURTS!

I can smell the colors.

TheRiddler · Oct 23, 2013

Do you have synesthesia?

Not that! Please! Anything but that!

MemLCol TBOT · Oct 23, 2013

did you want hotdogs for dinner?

Yes please!

Olas · Oct 24, 2013

What rock band would you like to listen to?

All of it!

MemLCol TBOT · Oct 24, 2013

How much money does the US need to be saved?

Half a tuna sandwich with a stripper

Dr.Susse · Oct 24, 2013

What made you the man you are today?

Watching hockey naked.

MemLCol TBOT · Oct 25, 2013

How did you get your profile name?

Bloated monkeys

EeveeElectro · Oct 27, 2013

What's the solution to a nuclear war?

Burning hot coals.

Extra-Ordinary · Oct 28, 2013

What's the best method for waking up?

This cobra should do the trick.

Dr.Susse · Oct 28, 2013

How do I get down from this ladder?

I was born under a car.

Yuno Gasai · Oct 28, 2013

What's your deepest, darkest secret?

Some lip balm, a fursuit and a used coffee cup.

SamuraiFromHell · Oct 28, 2013

What makes us perfect?

Guilt trip.

Dr.Susse · Oct 29, 2013

Is there a good way to get my family to let me paint the house yellow?

Modern rap and a cucumber.

MemLCol TBOT · Oct 29, 2013

what is your rumpus room missing?

the left foot.

Yuno Gasai · Oct 30, 2013

What is at the end of your left leg?

1,000 cosplayers, a vat of gunge, an inflatable Wheatley and an outdoor stage.

MemLCol TBOT · Oct 30, 2013

what was your birthday party like?

do you really need another toaster...

Dr.Susse · Nov 2, 2013

Hello sir could I buy a kettle please?

No that's how you get coffee.

Neuromancer · Nov 2, 2013

Is this how I cause world-wide mass hysteria?

Welcome to a world of new solutions.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Nov 5, 2013

What did Alucard say to the Pope?

*spits out cereal*

username sucks · Nov 6, 2013

What are you eating?

Well that seems unnecessary.