If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Euryalus]

Who sings Ring of Fire?

I am Arthur of Camelot!

 

[Dr.Susse]

You there boy who are you?

No just mental.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is that a bone sticking out of your face?

Failure.

 

[Dr.Susse]

So what did you thing of my song?

Get out of my kitchen!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What is the one word that defines your love life?

Too soon.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you hear the joke about the School bus that crashed this morning?

Make a birdhouse in your soul.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How do I cure cancer of the imagination?

Red, red, blue.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What is the route to unlock the shortcut on that race in Lego Racers on the moon?[footnote]Sometimes.[/footnote]

SCP-173.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Mmm this powdered steak is delicious what additive did you use?

Seven failed animes.

 

[The Night Angel]

What did you invest that money I lent you on??

A large green towel.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How will we clean this nuclear meltdown?

Japan, 1534.

 

[thesilentman]

When was the closest date to Nobunaga Oda and where?

History.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What never repeats?

Well that would hurt.

 

[Nouw]

What did the fella say?

Paranoid Androids.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

If you duplicated Marvin, what would you have a group of?

Riven free week.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I didn't play the sequel to Myst for a week what would that be called?

....You scare me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Babyflesh is tender, but tastes kinda funny...

Just, no.

 

[Nouw]

If I put my hands on my hands on my breasts, will they expand?

Yes! YES!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What if I told you M.Bison can beat the shit out of anyone what would you say?

The most broken of logic.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What would you call the statement: "dragons are real because xylophone"?

Michael Bay.