If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Dead Seerius]

What was the answer on Post 578? (Great minds think alike?)

Only for 1 million dollars.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Would you burn 1 million dollars?

The evil sponge.

 

[Nouw]

Who stole the water-supply?

Beethoven and Skrillex.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What are musical representations of God and the Devil respectively?

Blood. Lots of it.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What game should I play over the rest of my school break?

King Carl I of Latvia.

 

[Nouw]

What is an historical figure Nouw has never heard of?

Dip-dip-dive!

 

[thesilentman]

What do you do when you're in a bedroom?

No. No. No. No. NUKE 'EM. NUKE 'EM FROM ORBIT.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Justin Bieber clones are coming, what do you do?

To the moon!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Where are you going to hide from the mafia?

A tennis ball.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What's the most dangerous object in your possession?

His name was Satan, not Stan.

 

[Nouw]

Who'd we kill this time?

BRAELAJFHEJHFKAHFKU

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What would you say if I told you that we'd found your mama?

Drakengard.

Spoiler: Appropriate Captcha:

what's that

 

[Nouw]

What did Nouw just google?

Night's Watch.

What would you say if I told you that we'd found your mama?

I lol'd.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What's the closest town to the Ironteeth Mountains passage?

Only when you're fat.

 

[Nouw]

When is it okay to make fun of fat people?

Over my dead body!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Can I point out that your answer could apply to your question and therefore defeats the purpose of the exercise?

Fried chicken and watermelons.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Name the winning ingredients of KFC's "Design Our Next Meal" competition.

A quill, a small toy tank and a D20.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How do I conquer Poland?

Copious amounts of blood.

 

[Dr.Susse]

My lord what is it you crave?

The Queen's eyebrows.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What would you set fire to in order to earn your fifteen minutes of fame?

A dead pixel.