If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Teoes]

What do you get if you add watermelon flavouring to chewing gum?
[sub][sub]Best I could come up with[/sub][/sub]


Two bagpipers playing in the street outside your workplace.

 

[MetaKnight670]

What would annoy you the worst?

Diamond dogs, Diamond dogs!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What did the archaeologist freak out about?

Rotten fish.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What do you smell like?

China.

 

[deserteagleeye]

Where could you possibly be that you can't make it to the family reunion?

In about 10 minutes he will.

 

[kailus13]

Has this man noticed we put laxatives in his coffee?

Sleeping for far too long.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

If you were in Persona 4, what would your Shadow berate you about?

Chocolate.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What is the best way to kill everyone?

Jesus loves you more than you will know.

 

[Teoes]

Mummy, why am I not allowed to see or touch my man-bit down there?

Substitute Chemistry Teacher.

 

[Dr.Susse]

We need our top minds to all converge to save the world. What is our last hope's job?

No just leaking.

 

[kailus13]

Is our submarine sinking?

A broken bottle.

 

[MetaKnight670]

What did I step on? My foot is killing me!

One million years ago.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

When were you born?

GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! CORN!

 

[thesilentman]

Where's da fire?

Yes. Drinks please.

 

[Neuromancer]

Would you like me to throw something to your face?

All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What is your Pink Floyd impersonation like?

I'm Rick James, *****!

 

[Teoes]

What did Mickey Mouse say before being punched out?

Tree-fiddy.

 

[kailus13]

What do people who can't pronounce three fifty say.

Girl scout cookies.

 

[MetaKnight670]

What are the best kind of cookies in the world?

Maple Leaf.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What do they eat in Canada?

Only when I'm dead.