If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Teoes]

This doesn't taste anything like lamb! Have you brought me the wrong dish?

What business does the Escapist, a gaming website, have with posting news on DOMA being ruled unconstitutional?
[sub][sub]teeheehee![/sub][/sub]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Hey, did you know that the Escapist just posted a piece on politics? I don't remember the details, though...

I don't know, but we definitely shouldn't have Raiden do it.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hey, shouldn't we send someone to deal with this whole Manhattan Incident?

Yeah, it will never catch up.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you send a car out to stop that train?

No I lost it.

 

[kailus13]

Have you still got your mothers corpse?

Narnia

 

[Dr.Susse]

Where did the bad man take you?

No it's not pronounced like that...

 

[kailus13]

Dr Susie?

Red squirrels.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What animals are cute wootie patooties with witle faces and bushy tails? :3

I don't think that's supposed to go in there...

 

[kailus13]

Is this watermelon sized ball a suppository?

Ponies.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is petrol really made out of?

a six hour drive and a bottle of bourbon.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What do you need to go through to have sex with me?

unce unce, doof doof, wubwubwub.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey what was the name of the awesome Dub-step song?

Well it won't kill you.

 

[Teoes]

Do you think I should mash my giggleberries between these two bricks?

Break like the wind.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Best Spinal Tap album?

Forty men and a bottle of booze.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What do we need to finish the super laser?

A raccoon.

 

[kailus13]

What was that noise?

Land shark.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is the highest death reason in Australia?

Nail it down.

 

[kailus13]

What should I do with this squirrel?

Smoke it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have a roll of hundred dollar bills. What should I do with it?

There is only three ways to get out of it. Two of them involve clowns.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm trapped in a circus tent that is being possessed by Satan. What the hell do I do?

Certain scientific studies show that 90% of drugs are [redacted].