If you could ask Mario anything?
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What exactly is your relationship with Bowser? Originally I believed that you two hated each other, but since then you have gone go-carting, played tennis, soccer, baseball, and even teamed up to save the world a few times.
Why do you never bring the sweet, proven stuff you used in previous adventures on the new one?
Also be nicer to Luigi- even game box art bullies him.
Also be nicer to Luigi- even game box art bullies him.
How many times do you think you've heard the words "The princess is in another castle?"
Also don't you think after letting Peach get kidnapped so many times you should improve castle security, I mean bowser is a fucking dragon and the princess is constanly captured because you guys, in the mushroom kingdom try to defend her with what. Guns, cannons, a fortress or what about a well trained army? No you use people with toadstools on their heads.
Basically what I'm saying Mario, is why bother to save her? She's just going to get caught again.
Besides there's always Daisy.
Also don't you think after letting Peach get kidnapped so many times you should improve castle security, I mean bowser is a fucking dragon and the princess is constanly captured because you guys, in the mushroom kingdom try to defend her with what. Guns, cannons, a fortress or what about a well trained army? No you use people with toadstools on their heads.
Basically what I'm saying Mario, is why bother to save her? She's just going to get caught again.
Besides there's always Daisy.
"Why do you risk your life for a kiss on the cheek and a slice of cake?"
and my personal favourite EVER Mario-based question:
"it ever occur to you that Peach might let herself get kidnapped by Bowser cause he likes to fuck her? Do you think he's better at it than you?"
and my personal favourite EVER Mario-based question:
"it ever occur to you that Peach might let herself get kidnapped by Bowser cause he likes to fuck her? Do you think he's better at it than you?"
{1} How're you enjoying the stint as a sprite action-hero in SMBZ?
{2} Okay, we know you can jump, but how does Luigi get higher than you?
{3} Has the Mushroom Kingdom ever taken you to court over canniballism charges for all the mushrooms you've consumed?
{4} Greenpeace ever get on your case over trouncing flowers and setting fires?
{5} Why hasn't Bowser sued you for countless offenses in property damage?
{6} Don't those blocks HURT?
{7} Will you be seen in a Megaman game moonlighting as Plungerman?
{8} So, Wario has been a constant re-occurring character, but why not showdown with the main boss of your first Gameboy game (that alien dude)?
{9} Do they have games about people in our world over at the Mushroom Kingdom?
{10} And finally, WHERE do all those gold coins come from and WHERE are you putting them all?
{2} Okay, we know you can jump, but how does Luigi get higher than you?
{3} Has the Mushroom Kingdom ever taken you to court over canniballism charges for all the mushrooms you've consumed?
{4} Greenpeace ever get on your case over trouncing flowers and setting fires?
{5} Why hasn't Bowser sued you for countless offenses in property damage?
{6} Don't those blocks HURT?
{7} Will you be seen in a Megaman game moonlighting as Plungerman?
{8} So, Wario has been a constant re-occurring character, but why not showdown with the main boss of your first Gameboy game (that alien dude)?
{9} Do they have games about people in our world over at the Mushroom Kingdom?
{10} And finally, WHERE do all those gold coins come from and WHERE are you putting them all?
Why are you such a player? Not only are you constantly switching between Pauline and Peach, you also had a small stint with Daisy and was kissed by dang near EVERY female protagonist in Paper Mario - The Thousand Year Door!
Ur Italian yet u were born in japan with no Italian relatives can u elaborate and show me a birth certificate as well?
Joke:
What did Luigi do to you that pissed you off so much that he never gets his own games?
Serious:
Considering you've fought evil aliens (Shroobs), a guy who wanted to release an ancient demon (Grodus), said ancient demon (Shadow Queen), A guy who mass produces soldiers (Smithy), An evil sorceress and a crazy... thing (Cackletta and Fawful) and two guys who wanted to destroy the entire multiverse (Count Bleck and Dimentio), how would you rank each of these fellows compared to Bowser in terms of evil?
serious-but--kinda-joking:
Why is it ALWAYS stars?
Joking-but-kinda-serious:
How are Wario and Waluigi related to each other? And how are they related to you?
What did Luigi do to you that pissed you off so much that he never gets his own games?
Serious:
Considering you've fought evil aliens (Shroobs), a guy who wanted to release an ancient demon (Grodus), said ancient demon (Shadow Queen), A guy who mass produces soldiers (Smithy), An evil sorceress and a crazy... thing (Cackletta and Fawful) and two guys who wanted to destroy the entire multiverse (Count Bleck and Dimentio), how would you rank each of these fellows compared to Bowser in terms of evil?
serious-but--kinda-joking:
Why is it ALWAYS stars?
Joking-but-kinda-serious:
How are Wario and Waluigi related to each other? And how are they related to you?