If you could ask Mario anything?

[DustyDrB]

"Hey! You're Mario!"
...
"Um. I don't know how to ask...well...can I stretch your face around for a bit?"

 

[Anarchemitis]

How high are you right now?

Hey you, get offa my cloud.

 

[robodukky]

Can I wear your hat? Also, for that matter, can I wear your cape from Super Mario World?

 

[RoseCoveredCadaver]

Have you ever thought of just being a furry and going to a fur-con?

 

[Plucky]

"Why do you keep going after Peach? She isn't even that hot."

Let me ask you this, is there anyone ELSE in the kingdom even remotely attractive? Cause I'm pretty sure Mario doesn't go for the mushroom-girls.

I'd ask him the secret to jumping. I mean, he's a chubby dude, I need to know how he defies gravity!

Inside the kingdom, probally not..guess Daisy might bea bit fiery, theres always Jolene too..shes a mushroom, but she stays hot even whilst wearing glasses and a suit!

Technicalities about the realm aside: if it emcompased the Mario Universe in general, Rosalina and Nastasia...wonder how the Paper Mario series characters would be if they had more detail and wasn't thin. :O

 

[vadagar1]

why do you hate turtles

 

[default]

Mario, what is your bone structure made of that it never breaks, even if you are flung from an incredibly large height, and is so malleable it shifts and forms with various pressure without any damage caused to it? (i.e, getting squished)

We have to make this stuff into body-armour!!

 

[Wintermoot]

why is the security of the castle so bad?
what do you do between games?
is it true that Princess Daisy owns her own kingdom and that the mushroom kingdom is planning to take over the world?
sooo how did you end up in the mushroom kingdom?

 

[Wintermoot]

{6} Don't those blocks HURT?

if you look closely he punches them instead of headbutting them

 

[Wintermoot]

What IS your last name...somehow I just don't believe the movie that it's "Mario".

I,m pretty sure its Mario, becuase its the MARIO brothers (IE the brothers from the Mario family)

 

[Shockolate]

"How's the sex?"

 

[Bloodysoldier]

'what the hell happened to your rival DK?'

 

[D Moness]

Why not get another less high maintenance gf.

I mean the first gets kidnapped by an ape , another gets kidnapped by a toad/frog like creature and Peach gets kidnapped by a lame lizard every time.

Hope the sex is great, else get a girl that fights back(Samus Aran is still single i hear).

 

[Lyri]

If you're not a plumber, what do you do?

 

[WOPR]

"How long before you make an original game?"

 

[FalloutJack]

{6} Don't those blocks HURT?

if you look closely he punches them instead of headbutting them

I'm pretty sure punching brick blocks hurts as well.

 

[Wintermoot]

{6} Don't those blocks HURT?

if you look closely he punches them instead of headbutting them

I'm pretty sure punching brick blocks hurts as well.

but he wears thick gloves right?

 

[FalloutJack]

{6} Don't those blocks HURT?

if you look closely he punches them instead of headbutting them

I'm pretty sure punching brick blocks hurts as well.

but he wears thick gloves right?

Well yes, but even if they were padded, think of the force needed to break a solid brick block, or even just through a wall of it. He'd have to get quite a boost from being big.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I don't have a question for Mario, I have a question for Bowser and that's question is
"Why do you keep kidnapping Peach all the time? You do realize that your plans for a great galactic empire would have succeeded if you hadn't bothered to stop off and pick up Peach; 'cause then Mario wouldn't have had any reason to stop you or indeed wouldn't have even known you were up to anything."

 

[AvsJoe]

How many of Bowser's minions have you slaughtered? Do you know? Do you even care, you heartless bastard? How many goomba children have you orphaned?!