If you could break any law without legal repercussions, what would you do?

[Jiefu]

I'd probably seize control of as many corporations as possible, so I can break laws in the future without legal repercussions.

 

[TrollFase]

Im going with the obvious here.

Super Epic Money Fraud.

 

[DazBurger]

I would say "Fuck the laws of nature!"

Then gain superpowers and fly away.

 

[Lopende Paddo]

rob a bank, then atleast your set for life!

 

[Feylynn]

I wouldn't choose one to break, I'd continue as I am now lawfully but content myself with an unnecessary sense of safety. People couldn't frame me for all of their silly silly murder.

Anyone that commits murder without considering their loved ones mortality is an idiot.
Anyone that commits murder after considering their loved ones mortality is a monster.

 

[Substitute Troll]

I'd kill everyone responsible for the ME3 ending.

And then the people would hail me as a hero and name their children after me.

 

[Souleks]

Break laws?
man I am already one H.A.M I do all sorts of crimes like loiter and stay out pass curfew because I am just thuggin' like that.
Seriously I would probably steal cars and stuff and scream "Fire!" in movie theaters because I am not very creative.

 

[Ginger768]

I was going to say murder, but then I realized that would hardly benefit me.

Robbing the US Treasury would be far more lucrative.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Bank fraud, or something that would get me a ton of money anyway.

Either that or assault. While I don't think I would ever be anywhere near committing murder, there are a fair amount of people, I like to give a few good punches to.

 

[axlryder]

Break laws?
man I am already one H.A.M I do all sorts of crimes like loiter and stay out pass curfew because I am just thuggin' like that.
Seriously I would probably steal cars and stuff and scream "Fire!" in movie theaters because I am not very creative.

you're, sadly, still far more creative than most of the people in this thread.

 

[Kuroneko97]

...Probably bash the faces of certain people in. Like, take them by their hair and smash their skulls into a wall while yelling that they deserve it. I could never do it, knowing how soft and hesitant I am. But I sometimes fantasize about it.

Lord, that sounds messed up to me. I repress too many emotions.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I'd... I'd walk over the yellow line at the bus station. I know, I'm off the rails.

 

[axlryder]

I'd... I'd walk over the yellow line at the bus station. I know, I'm off the rails.

Dude, you know they have support groups for people like you?

 

[NightmareWarden]

Replace all of the explosives in a building that is being destroyed with fireworks. TONS of fireworks. It would be awesome... Perhaps even a building the size of oh, let's say, a football stadium.
It.
Would be.
Epic.

 

[Rule Britannia]

I would either rob a bank or kill Mitt Romney I'd prefer the former though, much less messy and I wouldn't feel guilty afterwards.

I don't think I'd have too much problem with a security guard or a bunch of people, I would break in at night then rob the bank

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I've actually fantasized often about stopping time and everyone around me while in the middle of a transaction at any-given store. I would reach into the cash register and grab the larger bills. Once I have all but one of the $20's and, all of the $50's (unless they have their own slot) I will allow time to resume its natural flow. This is probably why I don't have time manipulation powers.

 

[Basiritz]

I'd pay a little visit to the guy who molested my brother. I wouldnt kill him ( on purpose) but he sure as hell wouldn't be capable of doing it to anyone else.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

...Murder, Death, Kill, Murder, Death, Kill, Murder, Death, Kill, Murder...ah you get the picture

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I'd probably steal a bunch of stuff and counterfeit money.

I would also consider J walking. I'm just that badass.

 

[bat32391]

Burning stuff. I've always liked burning things, it was fun just watch random items wither away into ashes.