If you could break any law without legal repercussions, what would you do?

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Marter

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Jaywalk like a boss.

Of course, it would be no less frequent than I do now, and I would still only do it at points when there are no cars, but it'd be nice knowing that, if by chance a cop saw me, I wouldn't get that $80 fine or whatever.
 

Lord Garnaat

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Absolutely nothing. I despise the idea of breaking the law because it's simply wrong, even if there weren't consequences I had to face. Even if the crime was fairly minor I'm not sure if I could live with myself.
 

Phisi

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well, ince I live in Australia, GET ALL THE GUNS!!!! in the world and break the law regarding having these guns. thus allowing me to continue to continue to have these guns without any repercussions and i will use them to go hunt all the wabbits in the national park next to my house. Why can't I use my law breaking for good causes like killing all the pests in the national park.
 

CardinalPiggles

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Easily murder.

Not interested in drugs or under age sex, and I highly doubt I would get away with stealing anything substantial. But there are people who would not expect me to kill them.

(Obviously I don't plan to kill anyone, put the hammer down).
 

Easton Dark

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First thought was murder.

Second thought and my answer, rob a bank. I'll be set for life, never have to work again.

And then buy really good lawyers so I can get away with murder :3

(could I rob the bank and then immediately deposit all the money I just stole? That'd be a hell of a lot of interest)
 

Entitled

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Probably nothing. Maybe some banknote forgery, or similar quck ways of getting rich, but nothing that is significantly harmful for others.

I'm a pedophile, so that would be a slightly bigger temptation than usual, but nothing that I can't handle.

On the other hand, if we were talking about a groundhog day loop, or other no-moral-consequences-at-all time reversal...
 

TBman

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I'd probably go the robin hood route and empty one of mitt romney's bank accounts.
 

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axlryder said:
krazykidd said:
What about social reprecussion. Like let's say i was to have sex with a 10 year old ( hypothetically , i am not a pedophile nor do i condone it ) . Sure i might not get prosecuted . But i sure as hell would be alienated by society or even worst hunted by normal people who want to take justice into their own hands.

Always as for my real answer . Murder easily , there are a good couple of people i'd like to take out . Then again i would have social repercussions . So i'd just rob a bank ( or any other establishment with a shitload of cash )at night when there are no security guards , and transfer a shitload of money into my account . That way there would be no social repercussion and no legal ones either.
The police will still attempt to get the money back. Like I said, they do their jobs. They're not just going to let you keep the money if they can help it. You'd have to be certain you could actually pull it off. If a security guard ends up shooting you, oh well. Also, there is always security at banks. Embezzling would probably be easier. That aside, no moral qualms about robbing folks?

As to the social repercussions, no matter what you did you wouldn't be put on a list or officially accused/charged by the police, so in that regard it might be easier to get away with things. They would stop you in the act, but even if they could prove it was you, there's nothing they could do afterwards. That's not to say it would be impossible for someone outside the law to find out though, so in that regard, yeah, risky business.
You could always rob an insured bank.
As for me, as tempting as murder, arson and robbery are I'd have to go with dealing LSD to certain peoples at my leisure. As a social experiment, of course.
 

katsabas

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Print fake money. Being Greek and all, that would come insanely handy. I would go with blasting heads apart but I have come to think that each and every one person at fault has family or someone that will miss them, crazy as that sounds. Besides, there's the whole guilt thing.

So yeah, loads of fake Euros outta do it.
 

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Esotera said:
A financial crime such as embezzlement or stealing from a bank, they seem to be the most profitable. Then again, I might not actually need this protection seeing as most of them manage to get away with it.
This.

I was thinking of that one from Office Space where you use a computer program to steal all of the fractions of a cent from some massive financial company and make millions of dollars.

If I could pick a crime that I was immune from, it would be that. Then I'd hire people to implement it for me, since I have no idea how to make a program like that.
 

Genocidicles

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I'd probably punch any babies crying in public. Or people who stand still on escalators. Both are the most annoying things in the world to me.
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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I'd be responsible with my law breaking. I think I'd pretty much lead a normal life, with frequent speeding and shoplifting infractions. And I don't mean straight out just taking stuff from stores, I'd just give myself a discount if I thought it was too much. Also using the transport system without tickets. And it'd be nice just to have murder there in case, say, the Liberal party forms government, or I dislike someone.
 

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- no taxes

- bash a gun enthusiast on the back of the head and then use his weapons to rob a money van (have no idea how to steal electronically)

- speeding/car theft/reckless driving/petrol theft/running over several people i have a very severe grudge against

- arson the house of dutch racist party leader Geert Wilders (i'm dutch).

- blackmail a mechanic who trades in arms to custom build me a truck with a machine gun and/or a rocket laucher on top of it so my friends and i could go on an explosive joyride!
 

SaetonChapelle

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I would steal a ups truck... I want to know soooo bad what people buy online, because I know what I buy online. xD Though my faith in the human race might be lost, or forever scarred. I'll take my chances.
 

Verex

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I always thought having a paintball fight in an expensive art museum would be awesomesauce.
 

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Keoul said:
000Ronald said:
Oh, bullshit. Wanting to kill someone is not a natural inclination. Sure, yelling and shouting can be cathartic, but you can't draw a line, your common sense and will to live will do it for you.

And it makes me both happy and a little sad to know I can't be the first person to say "smoke weed" on the thread. Although it makes me more sad to know the first person up said arson and murder. What the crap?
Iunno man it's pretty tempting...
If you're gunna break the law may as well go big, you could smoke weed any other day.
So you should take someones life away and/or destroy their property just because you can?

I'd go buy a Spectre M4 and put a vertical grip and a stock on it, and buy a P90. Having to wait the insane amount of time for those tax stamps to make them "legal" is ridiculous.