If you could break any law without legal repercussions, what would you do?

[Omega500]

There is some people I knew where humanity would benefit from there deaths. I know i wouldn't be able to do it the guilt after would fuck me up no end. And its easyer to just ignore them. I ran over a dog once by accident 11 yrs ago thats messed me up still think about that dog and the noise it made. Awful just awful.


I really dont know what i would do, some get rich quick scheme was my first thought but even that the little guy still gets shafted. maybe be able to somehow get away with shop lifting all the time even from tesco

 

[DugMachine]

Absolutely nothing. I despise the idea of breaking the law because it's simply wrong, even if there weren't consequences I had to face. Even if the crime was fairly minor I'm not sure if I could live with myself.

You've probably broken a few laws multiple times in your life. Jaywalking, not waiting 3 whole seconds at a stop sign, throwing small pieces of litter. And yet here you are to tell us how you couldn't live with yourself for breaking minor laws. See how silly that sounds?

 

[DugMachine]

I'd smoke marijuana OH WAIT I do that already haha.

Uh I don't know maybe rob a bank? Kick a few douchebags in the balls. Dine and dash. Smoking mary Jay is about the biggest law I break.

I'm also kind of shocked at the low amount of rape in this thread. Walking on eggshells this thread lol.

 

[shrekfan246]

Jaywalk like a boss.

Of course, it would be no less frequent than I do now, and I would still only do it at points when there are no cars, but it'd be nice knowing that, if by chance a cop saw me, I wouldn't get that $80 fine or whatever.

You live life on the edge, Scorpibro.

OT: I would break the laws of science, and fly a whale to the Moon.

 

[newfoundsky]

I would kidnap Niel Patrick Harris. I would then make him act for me while I stare in awe at the magnificence before me.

 

[axlryder]

I'm also kind of shocked at the low amount of rape in this thread. Walking on eggshells this thread lol.

not gonna lie, under the conditions of this thread, if I was a completely lonely bastard that never had any contact with woman whatsoever....

then I'd embezzle some money and hire a bunch of ridiculously hot "escorts". Why sully your hands with rape? Honestly though, I'd probably feel too guilty about taking people's money to even do that.

 

[pointless vandalism]

Why are all you dumb asses talking about violence? Become a drug lord and make metric tons of cash and with that, status, women and endless pleasures. Kids these days...

 

[Nerexor]

I would go with something extremely profitable over a long period of time. Maybe one of those "rounding half-cents off of bank accounts to plug them into my own account" schemes. Or something along those lines. I guess that would fall under robbery? Or maybe fraud?

Anyways, then I could live well without needing to work, and afford ALL THE THINGS! Especially all the games.

 

[Jitters Caffeine]

I don't think I would. Don't really know why. Guess I'm just too Lawful Neutral to break a law just because I could.

 

[jpenning]

Arson. Without a doubt.

let it all BURN!!!

 

[rekabdarb]

Punch a police officer in the face.

I can honestly say i stopped reading there.

Because if you did that, they would probably
A: Beat you with the baton.
B: Taze you
C: pepper spray you or
D: SHOOT YOU DEAD!

It's not about the law in that situation, it would be about personal defense, and you gave him a very good reason to fear for his life.

 

[Slayer_2]

Although it makes me more sad to know the first person up said arson and murder. What the crap?

This. Who the fuck would kill for the hell of it, I'm scared for humanity. Anyhow, I'd carry a concealed handgun. Damn lucky Americans, you never know when you might need it. Time till someone quotes and points out my "hypocrisy" 3... 2... 1...

 

[Hemlet]

No legal repercussions? None at all?

Public nudity all the way baby! AWWWW YEEEAAAAH! I'ma go for a good long walk and/or jog! Everyone's gonna hate, but there's nothin' they can do! MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Zeren]

I would probably pick traffic laws. I have a nice car and I want to use all 412 horses it has under the hood.

 

[Kae]

Punch a police officer in the face.

I can honestly say i stopped reading there.

Because if you did that, they would probably
A: Beat you with the baton.
B: Taze you
C: pepper spray you or
D: SHOOT YOU DEAD!

It's not about the law in that situation, it would be about personal defense, and you gave him a very good reason to fear for his life.

To be fair when I made that post I was just angry because a police officer had stopped me and my friend just to ask us for a bribe, so it's not like I thought it through, and to be fair I would have actually punched him if my friend hadn't stopped me because I'm just that stupid, I don't know, never been the kind off person that thinks about consequences, but in any case you are most definitely right, specially considering I'm not really that hard to beat in a fight since I weigh nothing and can't really punch too hard.
[sub][sub]I really doubt he'd shoot me, as that would be similar to killing a mosquito with a flame-thrower, but the other things seem reasonable and logical enough. [/sub][/sub]

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Murder, rape, drugs, insurance fraud, I'd probably run a few financial scams too, hell I'd just rob a few banks and jewellery stores.

 

[ethan22122]

Probably rob something that's really expensive. I mean, I'd have to still deal with security guards, but I'd probably just stroll on in with some tranquilisers, take whatever it is and than stroll out.

 

[SpAc3man]

I would steal several billion dollars from Apple. They have that kind of money and I don't like them all that much. I could really do with several billion dollars....

 

[Piorn]

No legal repercussions, right? I'd be tempted to try rape, but I don't want to hurt anyone. I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt.

I'd just take piracy then. Victimless, clean, and it has the best customer service.

This exactly this, I have had no sexual contact and have no social skill's with women so I would be extremely tempted.....but in the end i probably wouldn't have it in me to go through with it and instead just steal.

P.S: Sorry if this offends anyone was just being honest and this is hypothetical so don't be mad mods ^_^.

I like how you can take empathy and make it sound like a weakness. =D

 

[Ninjasander]

I'd break the law of gravity.