If you could carry any weapon...

[Doclector]

Legal: A cricket bat. I live in england, so that's basically all I can choose.

Illegal: A one handed scythe-like hook, and a machete. Hook em, drag em in, and decapitate em. That, or a replica of baker's "cursed" pistol from brothers in arms HH. Say what you will about the game, that pistol is badass.

Fantasy: Proton pack and trap.

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

fatman...nuff said

 

[UltraDeth]

I'd keep a taser and hunting knife on my person (say under my large winter jacket)
And if your talking about a magic satchel, I'd carry a shitload of firearms in there, from a silenced Glock 35 to a Gold-plated lancer

 

[Sonicron]

It's probably a toss-up between a W40k chainaxe and Pandora, the briefcase-shaped weapons platform from DMC4 that can morph into 666 different projectile weapons.

 

[spartandude]

death star

 

[Athol]

Real:

Spoiler: Schofield Revolver

Spoiler: Martini-Enfield Rifle

Spoiler: Mark 1 Trench Knife

Not-so-real/in the magic bag:

Spoiler: Lightsaber

Spoiler: Energy Sword

Spoiler: Gravity Hammer

Spoiler: A four legged mech

 

[Wintermoot]

legal: my fists
crazy: dual laser knifes or FISTS MADE OF STEEL (cookie for refference) they are basicly gloves I keep in my pocket that are mode from spikeyness and steel

 

[KaosuHamoni]

I give you... The Pink Stinger.

Why? Because it's a tampon taser! Why else!