If you could create a Fallout Vault experiment, what would you do?

rickthetrick

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Build a Vault with food dispensers that constantly dispense food, all the fatty stuff. Release a gas into the air that nullifies the brains signals that tell people to "Stop eating, fatty!".
All the jumpsuit extruding machines release incredibly comfortable and extravagant clothing, not just the jumpsuits.
Also the entire Vault is furnished like a ludicrously wealthy, vice enjoying billionaire, with all sorts of extravagances that people enjoy.

Then after around 50 or so years, assuming that the people haven't gotten so fat that they can't procreate, take it all away.
A series of bizarre accidents disables most of the Vaults entertainment areas, leaving the Overseers office, the living areas, and basically anywhere you can't have fun, intact.
The jumpsuits produced are now horribly itchy, and break down easily.
The food dispenser still produce the same types of food, just only enough to feed half the Vault. Also, that gas is still pumping.
Then after another 25 years, the Vault opens.

The Aim: See what happens when you give people everything they want, then take it away from them, especially after that are so used to it.

Hypothesis: Cannibalism, at least at some point.

or just look at most americans.

I'd make a vault where only ten percent of teh population coudl see or hear. They'd have to take it upon themselves to care for the rest, or let everyone die. Be an interesting morality test.
 

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A vault full of politicians, and one radical murderer with a shiv and fibre wire. Interesting to see the carnage.
 

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Danny Ocean said:
SomeBritishDude said:
For thoughs who don't know, in Fallout several vaults where invented to keep people safe after the bombs fell. However, many of them were instead used for weird twisted experiments with the inmates. For instance, there was a vault in Fallout 3 full of nothing but Clones of this guy called Gary.

If you could design a vault experiment what would you do?

I'd lock a 1000 cats in my vault and leak radiation into the food and water and see what we had when the vault was opened. We'd either get Cat from Red dwarf, or scary ass mutated saber tooths.
Or, more likely, a whole load of dead cats and a flooded vault?

I would construct a second vault right outside the entrance to the first, and have both open at the same time. There is no way out. Vault A would contain only one man, and vault B would contain only one woman. Both would be the overseers of their respective vaults, and both would be the only armed persons in their vaults. Their offices are completely secure.

The water would be heavily spiked with LSD, and subliminal messages would be rife throughout the building to incur terrifying trips. All the possible sharp objects are blunted, and there would be a single room in each vault that could be raised above ground to observe, but the glass is bullet and shatterproof. Both observation pods are within eyesight of the other.

There is a button in each vault that will destroy it. There is also a button in each vault that will destroy the other vault. There is a single window between the two, with a mesh for conversation.
Your answer simply screams "Thoroughly thought out" and that scares me.
 

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Put in 100 twilight fan-girls and 500 anit-twilight people and watch them all go nuts
 

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rickthetrick said:
Insert Comedy Here said:
Build a Vault with food dispensers that constantly dispense food, all the fatty stuff. Release a gas into the air that nullifies the brains signals that tell people to "Stop eating, fatty!".
All the jumpsuit extruding machines release incredibly comfortable and extravagant clothing, not just the jumpsuits.
Also the entire Vault is furnished like a ludicrously wealthy, vice enjoying billionaire, with all sorts of extravagances that people enjoy.

Then after around 50 or so years, assuming that the people haven't gotten so fat that they can't procreate, take it all away.
A series of bizarre accidents disables most of the Vaults entertainment areas, leaving the Overseers office, the living areas, and basically anywhere you can't have fun, intact.
The jumpsuits produced are now horribly itchy, and break down easily.
The food dispenser still produce the same types of food, just only enough to feed half the Vault. Also, that gas is still pumping.
Then after another 25 years, the Vault opens.

The Aim: See what happens when you give people everything they want, then take it away from them, especially after that are so used to it.

Hypothesis: Cannibalism, at least at some point.

or just look at most americans.

I'd make a vault where only ten percent of teh population coudl see or hear. They'd have to take it upon themselves to care for the rest, or let everyone die. Be an interesting morality test.
ouch. I guess the American comment is deserved though, we are very overweight as a people.
 

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Well, being the softy that I am, I would have a vault that had everything for the people, no catch. Enough food and water and air for the vault and any vault offspring until the radiation dissipated, entertainment, and a sizable military force so that when the vault is opened and the GECK is activated, we can go about systematically clearing the wasteland of all those cute little death claws.
Now, my second choice would be the same, except there is no GECK, or trained security force, and the vault opens automatically in 10 years.
 

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Some wired experiment, in the style of Portal, but with the whole people in the Vault and finding the one or the ones that can surpass all the obstacles and granting them control of the Vault and see if they do the same as I was doing for years...
 

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The Best Scientists And Best Remaining Artists In Vault 1337
They will have everything they need
They will work on bringing back the Singers who have Died(Andrew Wood, Layne Staley, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, ect)
 

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Danny Ocean said:
SomeBritishDude said:
snippity snip
Or, more likely, a whole load of dead cats and a flooded vault?

I would construct a second vault right outside the entrance to the first, and have both open at the same time. There is no way out. Vault A would contain only one man, and vault B would contain only one woman. Both would be the overseers of their respective vaults, and both would be the only armed persons in their vaults. Their offices are completely secure.

The water would be heavily spiked with LSD, and subliminal messages would be rife throughout the building to incur terrifying trips. All the possible sharp objects are blunted, and there would be a single room in each vault that could be raised above ground to observe, but the glass is bullet and shatterproof. Both observation pods are within eyesight of the other.

There is a button in each vault that will destroy it. There is also a button in each vault that will destroy the other vault. There is a single window between the two, with a mesh for conversation.
would the mesh be connecticated?
 

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stone0042 said:
rickthetrick said:
Insert Comedy Here said:
Build a Vault with food dispensers that constantly dispense food, all the fatty stuff. Release a gas into the air that nullifies the brains signals that tell people to "Stop eating, fatty!".
All the jumpsuit extruding machines release incredibly comfortable and extravagant clothing, not just the jumpsuits.
Also the entire Vault is furnished like a ludicrously wealthy, vice enjoying billionaire, with all sorts of extravagances that people enjoy.

Then after around 50 or so years, assuming that the people haven't gotten so fat that they can't procreate, take it all away.
A series of bizarre accidents disables most of the Vaults entertainment areas, leaving the Overseers office, the living areas, and basically anywhere you can't have fun, intact.
The jumpsuits produced are now horribly itchy, and break down easily.
The food dispenser still produce the same types of food, just only enough to feed half the Vault. Also, that gas is still pumping.
Then after another 25 years, the Vault opens.

The Aim: See what happens when you give people everything they want, then take it away from them, especially after that are so used to it.

Hypothesis: Cannibalism, at least at some point.

or just look at most americans.

I'd make a vault where only ten percent of teh population coudl see or hear. They'd have to take it upon themselves to care for the rest, or let everyone die. Be an interesting morality test.
ouch. I guess the American comment is deserved though, we are very overweight as a people.
well that and we are spoiled as a nation. We complain about being bored when other coutries are struggling to just live. Ever see an 8 year old with an ak 47 for protection? I have.
 
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For my vault...
I would make sure that all food is high sodium, low potassium based.
The temperature would remain at a constant 95 degrees F.
All water would be laced with a powerful laxative.
Let's see Skinner top that.
 

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Pack a whole Vault full of metal heads and pump nothing but Yanni and the Chicken Dance through the speakers, 24/7. Catch it all on film.

Hypothesis: Unknown... either they all die from terminal brain damage within five hours, or a few of them simply go apeshit and kill the rest while clucking madly.
 

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My ideas and my conclusions:

A vault that slowly leaks natural gas into the rooms, which all have airtight seals. Which would make cooking dangerous, but wouldn't kill everyone in the vault. The food dispensers would only dispense raw food. Seal the vault for 100 years.

My conclusions: The people would probably have better constitutions, though they would get sick easily from eating raw food, and from the low levels of oxygen. There would be very few fights involving guns or explosives, as they would set off the gas.

Also, a vault that would slowly fill up with water, until there is very little room left to breathe, but still a little. For extra evilness, have the temperature in the vault be higher than 100 degrees farenheit (about 38 degrees celsius, if I am correct.)

My Conclusions: A lot of things would be very difficult, especially things that involve going down to the lower levels. People would probably get sick easily, and all die off due to the lack of proper waste disposal.

A vault filled with extremely bright lights (ie: brighter than sunlight), and very clean, shiny walls. All terminals would be have very low screen brightness.

My Conclusions: People would have serious eye problems, and using terminals would be nearly impossible due to glare.

A vault in which almost all objects are sharp, or have extremely rough surfaces. All food would come on metal skewers. Drinking glasses and bottles would be very thin, brittle, and prone to breaking. Have very few medical supplies (about enough for half of the population, if the vault wasn't a death-trap, for extra evilness, have twice as many other forms of medicine [ie: vaccine] and very few bandages, disinfectants, antiseptics, pain relievers, et cetera), no firearms or explosives, but a large amount of sharp objects such as knives.

My conclusion: People would get cut, and fight over the medical supplies, with knives, and maybe a few bottles too.

A vault which has no furniture in it, no radio, no entertainment tapes, and no intra-vault mail. People would not be allowed to take personal items in with them. The jumpsuit dispensers would be capable of producing a lot more jumpsuits than normal, and there would be a large supply of needles and thread.

My conclusion: People would socialize with each other (the old fashioned way) for fun, and makes stuff out of jumpsuits for fun and comfort (ie: make a pile of jumpsuits to sleep on) and maybe a few would make things such as tapestries, quilts, or rugs by sewing them together. Or perhaps they would just kill each other for fun, stab each other with needles, vandalize the place, or strangle each other with the jumpsuits. Either way...

A vault with no guns, absolutely no guns, and no batons. Security guards would instead be issued land mines and grenades, and ordered to kill people even for minor crimes. There wouldn't be enough supplies for everyone, only the armouries/armories have locks, and also for extra evilness, all medicines will contain significant amounts of stimulants (so, say, if a person got injured, and took some of the medicine, they would be much more likely to attack things.) For even more evilness, give higher ranking members of the security guards missle launchers, and the authority to kill anyone that displeases any of them.

My conclusion: They'll need a mop...

I also came up with, what in my opinion is a better, more sadistic idea, but it is potentially politically inflammatory, so I am not going to post it.

Anyway, now I feel like I need to give bottles of purified water to beggars in order to regain a good, or even neutral karma level, or kill evil people, and sever their fingers. (I was just trying to say "I feel really evil now" in a clever way, I don't think it worked.)
 

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As far as I know, Vault 68 and 69 have been done so...

The Vault would contain the maximum amount of people possible in a single Vault (For purposes sake, lets say 1000 is a max). At first there would be a small room for every individual, plus all living equipment and minor entertainment equipment, which includes a Vault radio (Broadcast from within the Vault), TV with pre arranged TV shows (Multiple channels and a large pre-arranged selection for each channel) and finally a library for the entire vault. The only communal areas to socialise would be the library or in the food dispensing room (You spend about 2 minutes collecting your food and drink and leavig), which would mean your own room would be the primary source of entertainment. Ohh, and I emphasis small room.

After 10 years of not getting to know anyone else to a socially acceptable degree, you start closing rooms at random, collapsing them and eliminating the items and general space of that room. This would happen at 1 per day, until half the rooms were destroyed and removed from the Vault, and would mean that the other half would choose to house the homeless half or ignore them.

After 5 years of this, TV service would be removed altogether, leaving just the radio and their fellow man to pass the time (Plus library, forgot that one). After another 5 years (For those keeping count, it's been 20 years + however long it took to close half the rooms of the population), the radio transmitter would be disabled and all stored music would be deleted.

10 years after radio is removed, the vault is opened.

My hypothesis is that the vault dwellers would become indepedant and not care much or get along with other dwellers, seeing as the only things todo are in the privacy of their own room. When rooms are being removed from the vault, the vault dwellers who have available rooms then have a choice of housing the homeless in their already small rooms or ignoreing them. Same as for the homeless, who can now choose whether to remain homeless if no one offers to help, or they can take a room by force or band together and take entire sections of the vault.
After TV is removed, seeing whether those who haven't brought anyone into their room would change and open their doors out of boredom (Instead of helping in the name of common good), would be interesting. Seeing how people may react when forced to try and get along with others when they lack the social skills after such a long period coud yield interesting results. The same goes for the radio, forcing vault dwellers to make their own entertainment.

Expectations would be that gangs are formed early on to claim rooms when theirs are destroyed, or that people could open their doors and help their fellow man.


Sorry for inevitable spelling mistakes, I'm trying to stay awake overnight and the next day to get my sleeping pattern sorted, and I am tired already.
 

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rickthetrick said:
stone0042 said:
rickthetrick said:
Insert Comedy Here said:
Build a Vault with food dispensers that constantly dispense food, all the fatty stuff. Release a gas into the air that nullifies the brains signals that tell people to "Stop eating, fatty!".
All the jumpsuit extruding machines release incredibly comfortable and extravagant clothing, not just the jumpsuits.
Also the entire Vault is furnished like a ludicrously wealthy, vice enjoying billionaire, with all sorts of extravagances that people enjoy.

Then after around 50 or so years, assuming that the people haven't gotten so fat that they can't procreate, take it all away.
A series of bizarre accidents disables most of the Vaults entertainment areas, leaving the Overseers office, the living areas, and basically anywhere you can't have fun, intact.
The jumpsuits produced are now horribly itchy, and break down easily.
The food dispenser still produce the same types of food, just only enough to feed half the Vault. Also, that gas is still pumping.
Then after another 25 years, the Vault opens.

The Aim: See what happens when you give people everything they want, then take it away from them, especially after that are so used to it.

Hypothesis: Cannibalism, at least at some point.

or just look at most americans.

I'd make a vault where only ten percent of teh population coudl see or hear. They'd have to take it upon themselves to care for the rest, or let everyone die. Be an interesting morality test.
ouch. I guess the American comment is deserved though, we are very overweight as a people.
well that and we are spoiled as a nation. We complain about being bored when other coutries are struggling to just live. Ever see an 8 year old with an ak 47 for protection? I have.
Yeah, there's that to. I just count myself lucky that i was born in a fully developed, successful country.