If you could date any video game character

[Escapefromwhatever]

Isn't Kairi a bit, you know, underage? Anyways, I have a deep appreciation for Rosalina, Zelda/Sheik, Link, and Samus. Still, I don't really see anything sexual in them; I just think they have this mystical beauty to them. I prefer to fantasize about real people.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Lara croft of course!

 

[primitivescrewhead]

Zoey from Left 4 Dead, she knows how to handle herself in a zombie apocalypse, i'm sold

 

[Jas0913]

Ether Joker from Mass Effect :3

LMFAO You do know that that's sether green... right?

As for me i'd have to say Tenebaum from Bioshock 1, she's so fucking smart and cares for "Zeh Litle onez." I would only date the Bioshock 1 version of her, the bioshock 2 Tenebaum is a fucking idiot for not bringing the military down into rapture It also feels a lot like she's selling herself out by apearing in that game.

I would never date a JRP character because they all seem very fake, don't get me wrong i love JRPG's but the characters are such huge phonies. I would love to hang out with Neku from WEWY before he died and changed his ways though, he's the most good looking nerd i have ever seen and his character WAS actually a bit believable!

I'd bang Seth Green if I were a chick. Not Joker though... I wouldn't want to shatter his fragile pelvis.

I would do the younger Seth Green if i were a chick, no doubt. The thing about joker though is that you can take complete advantage of him because he's disabled from the waste down.

Something i just thought up that may be a bit mean but how do 2 people who are disabled from the waste down do it.... Do they do push ups on top on each other while they're naked or something????

 

[IanBrazen]

Commander Shepard.

you figure that one out.

 

[Fappy]

Ether Joker from Mass Effect :3

LMFAO You do know that that's sether green... right?

As for me i'd have to say Tenebaum from Bioshock 1, she's so fucking smart and cares for "Zeh Litle onez." I would only date the Bioshock 1 version of her, the bioshock 2 Tenebaum is a fucking idiot for not bringing the military down into rapture It also feels a lot like she's selling herself out by apearing in that game.

I would never date a JRP character because they all seem very fake, don't get me wrong i love JRPG's but the characters are such huge phonies. I would love to hang out with Neku from WEWY before he died and changed his ways though, he's the most good looking nerd i have ever seen and his character WAS actually a bit believable!

I'd bang Seth Green if I were a chick. Not Joker though... I wouldn't want to shatter his fragile pelvis.

I would do the younger Seth Green if i were a chick, no doubt. The thing about joker though is that you can take complete advantage of him because he's disabled from the waste down.

Something i just thought up that may be a bit mean but how do 2 people who are disabled from the waste down do it.... Do they do push ups on top on each other while they're naked or something????

He isn't paraplegic. He's got a bone disease. He can still walk (with aid albeit).

 

[samsonguy920]

I'm gonna go with some not-so-well-known characters, and say the Voerman twins in Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines.

Spoiler: Therese And Jeanette Voerman

Whoever played the game knows just how WICKED they are (and how "active" Jeanette is ;D )

Yes. So very many times yes.

[small]Id be kind of afraid she'd/they'd turn on me though.[/small]

The trick there is make them more afraid of you, even if it is a bluff.

Sheva Alomar. Nuff said.

 

[FaithfullWings]

Lara croft!, tifa (oh tifa...), riku, and... faith in mirror edge, jumping kickass girl.

 

[Kouen]

Morrigan or Lillith.... or both xD

 

[FaithfullWings]

c'mon guys... Alma Wade?

 

[Manhattan2112]

Claire from Resident Evil 2 (And Resident Evil: Code Veronica), I guess. She's not all fantasy-woman. Just a bit of a tomboy. Which is cute.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

well, now that a zero punctuation game has actually been made, i can pick yahtzee!! <3

i know you mean REAL games, so i'd have to go with presea from tales of symphonia.

 

[Lullabye]

Balthier....._>......

 

[kraze666]

Samus Aran all the way folks

 

[Yeager942]

Alyx Vance from Half Life 2. A normally proportioned body that actually holds up the laws of physics? Yes please.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Rebecca from Resident Evil 0/1. She's competent enough to survive zombie filled mansions but still manages to seem just a little bit vulnerable. Can't figure out this embedding images business but take my word that she's cute.

Dude! Don't feel so alone, I TOTALLY agree with you. And in my opinion, Rebecca is a really cute name. The only problem I have with her is that: despite being competent enough to survive a zombie attack, she's a bloody imbecile. And grossly annoying. Don't you remember in RE: 1, when she tried to figure out the moonlight sonata?! But that's Chris's fault for not knowing how to play the piano! Everyone knows that should be a basic requirement to be part of a special forces team!


But on a serious note, Rebecca is cute, but looks a lot like a 10 year old boy (Yahtzee quote). The Jill Valentine of the Resident Evil 1 REMAKE was good. The first one, well you can't judge THAT, and the Resident Evil 3 version was TERRIBLE. But she was definitely cute in the remake.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Old school, not-a-***** Lara Croft.

 

[Caligulove]

I always hate to admit these, but when I was younger I liked the girl from Lon Lon Ranch in OoT. And for the life of me I can't remember her name... (EDIT: Malon)

and recently, Ashley Williams... because gotta be honest that a girl who could easily kick my ass MANY times, while reciting some really good poetry... is strangely really, really hot to me.
(that and I'm totally MORE attracted to a woman if they have the name of a Bruce Campbell character, because that man is dead sexy and the greatest actor ever)

 

[Auric]

Honestly?

Spoiler: Vanille

She's supportive, cute, nice, and happy. Usually happy, at least.

And a damn good healer.

I'm sorry Onyx but without knowing your real age i might just have to call you a pedophile on that one. Shes like 16. Me i got dibs on that cause guess what I'm 16 to

Isnt 16 above level age in most countrys?