If you could "delete" one person...

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

My ex.

Does this thing delete memories as well?

Oh, and am I the only one who can do this, and do I only get one shot? I think my ex isn't the best option, in that case.

 

[qwertyzxy27]

This guy.

I agree

I would delete Glen Beck, he gives Republicans a bad name (I'm not a republican, don't flame me)

wouldnt he give libertarians a bad name seeingas how he isnt a republican? i like Beck D:

OT: i would delete Christopher Columbus perhaps the world would still be "flat without him

 

[FallenTraveler]

George W. God-damned-Bush

I hate that guy.

 

[Veldel]

Bobby Kotick id personly like to erase him myself that or jack thompson

 

[Fuselage]

I can't decide between Rihanna, Taylor Swift, or that woman from Sugarland. Are you sure I can't have three deletes? My ears and brain cells could really use the break from their awful voices and stupid lyrics.

Hitler I guess.
He is probably one of the most evil human beings to ever live, so I guess getting rid of him would be a good thing.

Einstein already tried that... Not a great idea. First comes Stalin trying to take over Europe, and then later the USA gets invaded by bomb dropping blimps among other things. And then after that, the tables get turned on Einstein as he gets deleted himself and then not only do have have the previously mentioned bomb dropping blimps to deal with, the Japanese show up with a insane psychic schoolgirl.

As evil as he was, probably best to leave Hitler alone.

True, I read if you try to get rid of an evil, History will come back iwth a "FUCK YOU" bigger evil.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Fred Phelps, I'll "delete" him by using a time machine to travel back to the time he was in his mothers womb. I'd take my coat hanger and tell the ***** to bend over, and then surgically remove the cancerous growth in her body known to all as Fred Phelps.

 

[Blatherscythe]

George W. God-damned-Bush

I hate that guy.

Don't misunderestimate him, if he can dodge shoes a scarce few milimeters from his face he may be able to avoid a giant eraser thing.

 

[Timzilla]

The Mother of the Kardashins. That way, I'm not going to fuck up the time line, Because they don't do shit anyway.

 

[TheTaco007]

Hitler I guess.
He is probably one of the most evil human beings to ever live, so I guess getting rid of him would be a good thing.

But when we take away the evil we lose sight of what makes us good. Think about it. If Hitler never existed, people might not ever have fully realized how bad racism was. World War 2 wouldn't have happened, and half the world would still be stuck in The Depression.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Someone who wouldn't change the grand scheme of things

 

[Nemesis729]

Mark David Chapman or yoko ono, Probably my 2 most hated people

 

[Tdc2182]

Eh, I know it will encite a flamewar, but, Jesus, or whoever was responsible for the idea of him. A thousand or so years of dark ages, erased? I'd like to see how that would have turned out.

Funny. First off, it was proven that he was a real person.

Second, if Christianity didn't come into play, we'd be seeing a lot more along the lines of a many different Holocausts. The religion brought together many nations, despite the crimes.

Love it or hate it, our world would be a much darker place without Christianity.

OT: I think I'd have to say...

Can I be a selfish prick and say my ex-girlfriend? -.-

because she's a evil cheating *****

This guys ex-girlfriend, because at the moment I hate women, but not enough to delete anyone I know from the world.

And seeing how she's a cheating ***** and I don't really know her, it seems fine.

 

[badgersprite]

This guy.

A+

OT: The first human being. Now that'd be something. We could all be like lizard people now...

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I'd delete you...

 

[Nouw]

So many people to choose... but really I'd pick someone who if was erased would have the biggest effect on Reality TV!

 

[2fish]

I would delete the pope just to see how the world wold respond. One night pope goes to bed, next day pope is MIA with no way he could have left the room without anyone seeing him. Reality tv is a close second.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

This guy.

wait why dopes this link keep going to me, do you want to delete me? or does this link just go to whomever clicks on it?

The link goes directly to one's own profile. Just a clever use of the URL function.

Really? Damn... I thought it went specifically to MY profile...

I thought the first thing i clicked on that XD. I would probably have myself deleted.

 

[wulfy42]

Wow two people already said Adam. That was my first instinctive answer as well.

Since we don't know if there really was an Adam, I guess a more realistic answer would be good.

I can't think of a single person I could delete that would prevent the fall of Rome as it was kinda a very long death spiral. Any large historical figures would probably have to many large implications throughout history and quite often they might be more negative then what originally happened. I heard once that if WWII didn't happen we might be increadibly overpopulated by now for instance.

So I would probably look up and find a pedophile that had confessed to molesting tons of children (or a church member I guess), find the one that harmed the most lives possible and delete them. It would be a small change but a completely positive one.

That or if I could figure out who first started to bring slaves into the U.S. (I know slavery was in other parts of the world, and it developed from indentured servitude...but someone had to start importing slaves from africa) and delete them.

Of course that would probably wipe out all the African american's in our country that exist right now...so that really wouldn't work either (just don't like the idea of slavery and think it's a horrible part of this countries history), so well.....if everyone would still be born that is currently alive I'd do that....otherwise I'd just go with my first choice to play it safe.

 

[Skinny Razor]

Karl, the man who invented lightning.

 

[Wolfenbarg]

Chairman Mao. If you have to delete someone from history, why not the largest mass murderer in human history?