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paasi

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a thank you -basket including an ownership certificate to my own island and a quarter of Microsoft's stock.
 

waterhazard

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Be able to get 40% of all incoming money to America. (What it's not like their economy's gonna get better)
EDIT: WAIT WAIT WAIT DESTROY THE SCIENTOLOGIST RELIGION you'll thank me later
 

waterhazard

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DireFrog said:
Fly through a window on a bungee cord, punch Gorden Brown in the face (with a bike chain wrapped around my knuckles) while the theme for CSI:Miami is playing, so that the "YEAAAAAAAA" was on the moment I punched him, during a paralemently adress and then yell "SEE YOU IN HELL SUCKERS!" before shooting back out again.
Fix'd
 

seious

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make pot legal help the world also then all pot heads would make a day about me

Furburt said:
Kill the president.
doesnt that make saving the pres redundant i mean "hey you saved the president have anything you want" "anything eh i wanna kill him"
 

Mighty Lighty

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Ask fo someone to Stitch the front half of a cat to the back half of an octopus yo create "OCTOPUSSY"!
 

The DSM

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Resurrect Billy Mays.

And then use his voice to take over the COSMOS! Mwahahaha....
 

Jinx_Dragon

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To create a amendment that would limit the number of terms as senator or representative can serve to 2 and would ensure that these representatives could not earn more then the minimal wage of pay in a single year regardless of source of income. So, collectively, their government pay check, investments, private pay checks, campaign donations and any other form of income could not equal more then the national minimal wage.

I thought long and hard on this matter, pondering it from many points of view before going the serious route. Some of the biggest problems concerning the US government comes from the fact there are 'carrier politicians' whom have turned the whole legislative process into nothing but a cash cow they can milk for every cent of personal gain. If it isn't directly supporting a large corporate body for campaign contributions it is hiking up their own pay checks every chance they get.

Legalised corruption....
 

Latinidiot

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assemble all world leaders in some Arena and have them sit on a timebomb, then putt Russ Pitts electable for President of Earth.
 

Ranooth

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Nuke Wales

Or failing that have Uwe Boll tried for crimes against humanity.
 

Hazy

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Commander Jack Rankin said:
I dunno, maybe give Dick Cheney an Atomic Wedgie?
Better yet, get a Quail to give him the wedgie.
That'll learn 'em...

Since Furburt pretty much pulled a /Thread at the start, my vote goes to super powers.

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Stop looking at me like that.