If you could get a permit for anything...

[justhereforthemoney]

A permit to do whatever the feck i wanted.

Or a permit that allows me to write other permits...Yeah i thought this through.

This.

 

[Fbuh]

A permit to carry a sword around wherever I went.

 

[Zombie Badger]

A permit to grant myself diplomatic immunity (immunity from prosecution, lawsuits etc).

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

the permit to be allowed to steal anything i want whenever i want...anything.

A permit to steal, definitely.

Ah, but then it wouldn't be stealing would it?

either way im still getting their stuff and im happy with that.

And if since its not considered stealing and i can't do that then ill take Amnestics reasponce.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm slightly concerned about the amount of permits that allow people to kill...
Good thing it'll never happen, right?
... ... ...
Right?

 

[NuclearPenguin]

...Rape...
Or stealing.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Permit to enter any building/terrain/site/whatever, regardless of who owns it.
I'm something of an explorophile so this is a fantasy I've been having for a long time now.

 

[ThePokeguy]

If I could have a permit for anything, I would literally just get a permit for anything

 

[Jedamethis]

Fine then. A permit to relieve others of their goods, worldly possessions, monetary earnings and daughters business deals.

And if since its not considered stealing and i can't do that then ill take Amnestics reasponce.

That's better, you two stay out of trouble now!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Fine then. A permit to relieve others of their goods, worldly possessions, monetary earnings and daughters business deals.

And if since its not considered stealing and i can't do that then ill take Amnestics reasponce.

That's better, you two stay out of trouble now!

you happy now that you corrected us.

[sup][sup][sup]fun wrecker[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Fine then. A permit to relieve others of their goods, worldly possessions, monetary earnings and daughters business deals.

And if since its not considered stealing and i can't do that then ill take Amnestics reasponce.

That's better, you two stay out of trouble now!

you happy now that you corrected us.

[sup][sup][sup]fun wrecker[/sup][/sup][/sup]

He's got a permit to correct you.
So he will be.

 

[T-Bone24]

A permit to hand out permits. I would be the permit-master- NO, the Permitmeister. BOW BEFORE THE PERMITMEISTER

 

[ryai458]

I would have a permit that makes it so other people permits don't affect me so I don't get shot and kicked in the balls all the time.

 

[LeonLethality]

either a permit to get free stuff anywhere or a permit to smack anyone who annoys me and they cant smack me back PUNISHABLE BY DEATH if they do =D what a wonderful world it would be

 

[Cargando]

Blowing things up in public. Oh the possibilites...

 

[Jedamethis]

Fine then. A permit to relieve others of their goods, worldly possessions, monetary earnings and daughters business deals.

And if since its not considered stealing and i can't do that then ill take Amnestics reasponce.

That's better, you two stay out of trouble now!

you happy now that you corrected us.

[sup][sup][sup]fun wrecker[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Depends whether it's justice or not...

 

[orc33]

a permit to carry my sword, just because it looks good

 

[aroliuk11]

a permit to confiscate anything that will help me get cookies faster

 

[GrinningManiac]

To delay any event to when it suits me personally

Film times, restraunt bookings, tv broadcasts, births (not omnipitent, but perhapes the doctor could scream "don't push" or something

 

[Skeleon]

A permit to rule the world, obviously.