Gorillas are really strong. I hear they can rip a human limb from limb. It would be good to have that kind of strength. I could use it to threaten bullies. Course, on the other hand, I'd have everyone I know asking if I can help them move.
I would take the joints of a mountain goat. My joints are shit, so I'd happily trade them in for a brand that lets you bounce down mountains without needing to land face first in a pile of aspirin at the bottom.
If you don't want to be called ignorant, don't make ignorant remarks. It's pretty simple. People have tried to educate you, it hasn't worked.
You may want a world where you can say whatever uninformed crap you want and get a free pass to do it, but that's not the world we live in and you'd better get used to it.
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