If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...

[Abedeus]

Aww man, 14? If it was 13...

Don't go to Computer Study/German language class. You will waste 3 years of middle school.

Don't buy NwN 2, you won't play it online anyway.

Don't buy laptop yet. Sure, you won't have it for about 3 years, but at least now it wouldn't be a piece of shit that works slower than my PC 5 years ago.

Get your tonsils removed faster. It will hurt less, you will miss less school and don't break record for 1000 hours of absence.

Don't worry about Math and Physics, you won't get a good grade anyway. And you won't need them.

Don't cut your hair so short, damn it. You look like a pumpkin. AND WASH IT FFS.

Cut beard more often, when you'll be 14 you'll thank me. Also, go to gym more often, instead of karate lessons.

Damn, that's a lot.

 

[Jimmyjames]

My advice: Stacy Edwards and Debbie Olsen both like you. Don't be such a douche to them.

Also: Go to art school right out of highschool instead of pissing around at those stupid companies.

 

[Chiasm]

Tell myself to start smoking,As well all the friends and family that have passed away so you can spend more time with them before they pass and not regret it.

 

[DannyBoy451]

Cut your hair, buy some boots, tell your teachers to fuck off more, punch Martin in the head.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I would say to myself hi and then kick myself in the nuts to be sure it's me xD

Yes, I do have nothing to say to my younger self :/ I would prefer speaking to the future me instead. That guy would have to answer some serious questions >

 

[Magic Murder Bag]

Cheer the hell up you miserable wench, it's puberty not the end of the world.

And wash your hair.

 

[Hookman]

I would say "you look familiar"...Because I am 14.

 

[Evilbunny]

Tell myself to start smoking,As well all the friends and family that have passed away so you can spend more time with them before they pass and not regret it.

I must admit, you are the first person I've ever met that regrets not smoking at a young age. Everyone else I've met wishes they had never started.

 

[Fronken]

I'd tell myself to study and start focusing on school so he doesnt have to end up like me, then if he refused (which i probably would've done), i'd give myself a severe beating so that i realised that i wasn't bullshitting myself...wow, there's a sentence i never thought i'd say :S

 

[Neesa]

I'd tell myself not to go out with that "dickbag" of an ex-boyfriend to spare myself much drama. Oh and to actually take high school seriously. But then again, high school is a big joke anyway...

 

[Hellion25]

I'd tell him to not be a twat when the girl he likes actually asks him out. Idiot younger self. Apart from that, maybe that University was pretty much a waste of time, and to just start work when you come out of college instead.

 

[Erana]

I'd give myself the answers to my finals from first semister...
Sure, I wasn't a particularly bad student at the time, but compared to my 4-0 now, I'm headdesking at my past.

 

[Chiasm]

I must admit, you are the first person I've ever met that regrets not smoking at a young age. Everyone else I've met wishes they had never started.

There is a few more I am positive but in we are in the vast minority. But I am a firm supporter of smoking it has helped me in a lot in tough times. Though I am a pack or two a month smoker so like everything moderation is important.

 

[Ricky 49]

urr

take history your not cut out for science and ...
what you will do at prom may seem like a bad idea but trust me it will help your rep out a lot

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

First of all I'd throw money at myself and tell myself to buy shares in google with it. Then I'd write past me a long list of all of the people that aren't to be trusted for the next 8 years. Then I'd give myself a hug 'cause I think that would do him/me good.

 

[Evilbunny]

I must admit, you are the first person I've ever met that regrets not smoking at a young age. Everyone else I've met wishes they had never started.

There is a few more I am positive but in we are in the vast minority. But I am a firm supporter of smoking it has helped me in a lot in tough times. Though I am a pack or two a month smoker so like everything moderation is important.

That's actually one of the first level headed arguments for smoking I've ever heard.

 

[curlycrouton]

"Keep going, you're doing just fine."

I really am starting to worry about the overwhelming amount of negative thinking here at The Escapist.
Didn't anyone have an at least OK childhood?

 

[EvilMaggot]

nothing... im pretty happy how my life have went so far

 

[Jovlo]

She's doesn't deserve you. Save yourself a lot of trouble and never speak to her again.