"dude, she's obviously interested in you, you in her, grow a spine and ask her out before you move to the other side of the world."
If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...
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"Just don't talk. Please, just shut the hell up. Feel like talking? Shut the hell up. Think your going to say something funny? No, and shut the hell up. Wake up in the morning? Take a big glass of shut-the-hell-up!"
I wouldn't listen to myself anyway. Actually, "Ask Eleanor out", if I remember being 14 correctly.
Firstly "Stay the fuck away from Holly Corbet. Not only is she a psycho, she's a bunny boiler too."
But hang on:
The wordsmith goes back, tells little wordsmith not to do something.
Due to this, LW grows up to be TW, and TW does not go back in time, meaning LW grows up to be... me? I think?
But hang on:
The wordsmith goes back, tells little wordsmith not to do something.
Due to this, LW grows up to be TW, and TW does not go back in time, meaning LW grows up to be... me? I think?
I'd just give past me the answer to all the old homework assignments and some models and projects I still have in the attic. It would save past me sooo much time and frustration trying to copy from other people in class 5 minutes before the assignment is due, or trying to build a 2-story model house out of craft sticks the day before it's due. This would be a lot easier than trying to convince past me not to procrastinate, no matter what, I always did.
Start going to the gym now. You'll do it anyway in four years, but in four years, being a buff prick ain't getting you all the girls [although it does help self-esteem].
Do well on your trials. God damnit do well; you'll have a huge problem with your actual HSC.
Ask her out: she does like you. If you don't do it now, three years later you will and the whole thing will fizzle and your feelings wont be reciprocated.
That's about it.
Do well on your trials. God damnit do well; you'll have a huge problem with your actual HSC.
Ask her out: she does like you. If you don't do it now, three years later you will and the whole thing will fizzle and your feelings wont be reciprocated.
That's about it.
Dude... That is basically where I am at the moment...stormcaller said:I'm just going to say Hi me of the future or past! (I'm 14 at the moment....well 13 but my birthday is close enough)
Talk about improbability.
Don't sleep with her the first time she has a yeast infection, don't sleep with her the second time she has herpies.
i would say "***** GET OUTA THE ROOM" but seriouslt i would explain that the canadin kid you just met IS cool BUT if your not careful about your feeling about him he will destroy the next year of your life and to fix it you will have to blank out most of the year and it will take you a long time to get to where you want to be with the him.
i would also say spore left alot to be desired fallout 3 rocked buy that insted sims 3 will come out year after next. but seriously if things start to go down hill with the canadian sit him down and talk to him, it probebly wont fix any thing at first but it will make you feel alot better and even if he never comes back (he will, he does care) at least you wont have gone through unlocking the mental illness that lies in the back of your brain
i would also say spore left alot to be desired fallout 3 rocked buy that insted sims 3 will come out year after next. but seriously if things start to go down hill with the canadian sit him down and talk to him, it probebly wont fix any thing at first but it will make you feel alot better and even if he never comes back (he will, he does care) at least you wont have gone through unlocking the mental illness that lies in the back of your brain
"All the choices you make are going to be fine, try to worry less as in the end nothing matters that much. Oh and you never get better. You get to the age of 18 after 4 years of health and start shitting blood then you go in for a bunch of endoscopys which hurt like BUGGERY, literally. So for god sake keep that shit in check. Also. Don't cut your hair as much. You look awesome with it long. Oh and try to avoid chicks named Beth, just don't bother. While we're on the subject of women, every Hannah you ever meet will be bathsit insane and you won't get to bone them. The first chick you do get to bone will be called natalie. Keep an eye out for her she was nice...
And finally spend more money on clothes, birds love it"
Then I disappear in a flash of light and theres a ton of flame and smoke and the back to the future theme plays.
Dum dum dum dum dum duuuuuuuuum
And finally spend more money on clothes, birds love it"
Then I disappear in a flash of light and theres a ton of flame and smoke and the back to the future theme plays.
Dum dum dum dum dum duuuuuuuuum
"Those 2 girls in Algebra class? Yeah, they're messing with you. I know that you know that already, but don't humor them to the extent you're planning to, you'll say stuff you wish you hadn't."
"I know you think she's interested in you (and she is, as a friend), and I know you aren't interested in her otherwise, so don't ask her out, she has a boyfriend (to be fair, he goes to a different school, that's why you don't know) and you'll end up getting ostracized from her group of friends, including the girl you like."
"I know you think she's interested in you (and she is, as a friend), and I know you aren't interested in her otherwise, so don't ask her out, she has a boyfriend (to be fair, he goes to a different school, that's why you don't know) and you'll end up getting ostracized from her group of friends, including the girl you like."