If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...

stubbmann

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"Shave everything but the stache until you're old enough for the rest. And in about two years a crazy chick in Greece will want to do awesome things to you. Whatever you do, don't let her get away."
 

Bored Tomatoe

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I'm 15, soooo, Oh yeah: "If you can hear this, don't take the doughnut! For the love of god don't do it!"
 

LornMind

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Jesus. I don't know. So many things I could say.

"Calm down; everything'll be fine. Don't worry about the shit that happens to ya cuz most of it blows over really quickly anyway."
 

Ago Iterum

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Don't be scared of your yearhead, and take school less seriously. Focus on women more. Yeahhh.
 

Mindex

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go hang out with your friends a little bit more, get off your ass and go outside. Take this camera you are good at photographs. Get contacts, they are better for you.
 

Sneaky Paladin

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Whatever you do get a sniper rifle and kill michael jackson for the love of god do it you will be rewarded but do it on ( insert day after children got raped here ) you will be a hero to man kind and as a plus everyone will love you and you'll be freaking rich

oh yeah and you know that kid who thinks everyone likes him and is really obnoxious? well kick him in the balls more often cause when you have to sit next to him on the bus he seems very very gay no seriously he says hey wanna be friends and leans into you looking all weird it's freaky
 

InifniteWit

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o0pwnman0o said:
Whatever you do get a sniper rifle and kill michael jackson for the love of god do it you will be rewarded but do it on ( insert day after children got raped here ) you will be a hero to man kind and as a plus everyone will love you and you'll be freaking rich
Wait so you're going to kill someone in anticipation of a reward that would only materialize at a later point? Have fun with that.
 

ianuam

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You're doing fine. Oh and you might want to start learning basic Latin and it'll be easier when you go to University. Also, in two years time, don't start that argument on the college forums, it very nearly leads to your expulsion.

Also, isn't this thread idea basically stolen from a certain imageboard?
 

the_tramp

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Stop being a dick who tries to please everyone.
Be more assertive, stop wasting away like a moron.
Hang out with friends as much as possible, then it won't always be you contacting them now.
Stay away from Emma, just staaaay away. Please. For the love of GOD stay away!

Edit: Oh and tell myself that in a year's time my Mum will begin cheating on my Dad. Tell myself her b/f's name and use it to freak my Mum out. Heh... I'm honestly not bitter - I believe that it has worked out better for both parents but I would still find it funny to tell myself about it.
 

TaGDiablo

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hmm probly tell myself to stay the same apart from have less thoughts of shooting college up