If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...

[James is a nerd]

Advice?
I would beat the living daylights out of my 14 year old self.. Much like everyone else did.
So my advice would be "Stop being a target."

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

well it would be kinda hard for me, as i am 14

These posts remind me that we gamers of yesteryear are not alone....

Personally: I would hand myself an ounce, preferably from Roosendaal, and say:
"Yes your life is always going to be fucked up but hey, you get to go all around the world and not many people do that. The depression isn't going to just go away, this will help you cope though as you already know. Being messed up isn't the end of the world, and hell, you will find enjoyment at times in your life that will make you wonder why you get depressed to even begin with. By the way, that came from the Neatherlands and yes it is a beautiful place that you will just love!"

I wouldn't even warn myself about the zolofts, as bad as they permanently messed me up physically and mentally. That was a learning point in my life as painful as it is. Don't trust doctors to know what is best for your body just by looking at you, most will just give you pills that the drug companies ensure them is 'safe' and will 'fix everything.'

 

[Cyberius]

I'm going to go with, give up on her already. Yer gonna meet someone wayyyyyy better in two years anyways. Also, yer amazing in bed, you have atleast 12 girls remind you of that, and it is a grrrreat feeling.

Seriously is it not awesome when you phrase "Best I've Ever Had" is said?

 

[asamoah19]

Assuming i was going back a year from today

1. Slap myself for being a stuck up little prick
2. Explain to my 14year old self all of the mistakes I have made over the past 8 years
3. Give younger me a few pointers as to how to woo the Girl i was head over heels for at that time before it is too late (cos she ended up moving to Australia)

Edit:

4. I'd probably tell myself to invest in something too, or just give myself the numbers to lottery

 

[Yassen]

I'd tell myself to not get to attached to your left toes because in a few months you won't have them.

 

[TheMatt]

I'm 15, sooo.... advice i'd give is don't go out with bimbos.

In counter to this I would have to tell myself to start dating bimbo's earlier. They're fun, and low calorie.

 

[00010101]

Hmm...seeing as how I'm 14 right now, I couldn't really give myself advice. I'm pretty sure in the future I would trip or something in front of the girl I like so if I were to go back in time to my 14v year old self in like 20 years, I would say, "Don't run into the door..." or something like that.

 

[Dante_Alucard]

condoms

 

[Ctrl-Alt-Elite]

hrm... im 14 atm but nrly 15 so advice for start of year... shouldnt of got so wasted at m8s party causes much probs l8er

 

[SimplyTheWest]

hmmmm....say yes to girls, have some fun, concentrate harder in school, dont take statistics and drop french as soon as possible, your going to fail it anyway and get drunk more, oh and on your birthday, dont go on that biking ride....

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Stop feeling sorry for yourself you silly prick, get out, get drunk, take some drugs, and loosen up.

 

[mark_n_b]

If you could give any piece of advice to yourself when you were 14, what would it be? I would tell myself to get off my high horse about drugs, alcohol and sex before marriage. Everyone just thought I was a douche for preaching that shit and I abandoned all of those principles by the time i went to college anyway.

This is a common problem with teens all over the place. Especially girls (sorry, man, the sex before marriage thing is kind of a feminine thing).

I would tell myself to sleep with those half dozen girls that were so into me but I was to 14 too notice. God, every time I think about it, it's a facepalm.

 

[SnowCold]

well it would be kinda hard for me, as i am 14

Me too, though I DO talk to my self alot...

 

[Amund]

I would say "get off yer fat ass and start serm exercisin!"

maybe not like that... but hey whatever..

 

[GreyMorality]

I would say to myself that I need to stop being so shy and start talking more.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Lose weight, get back into school and get some decent clothes, you look ridiculous.

Oh and get a haircut.

 

[Daveman]

ask her out... and QUICKLY! before she realises what a loser you are and before she gets too hot for you to ever stand a chance...

In jokes with myself... I'm just TOO cool.

 

[sanomaton]

Hmm... Funny enough I don't remember a thing from when I was 14 years old so I'd probably have to ask some things from myslef first.

But anywho, I'd probably tell her not to feel so sad about the things that happened to me earlier in my life and that I should wash up more, talk back more and never let people to walk over myself. And for the love of God, wash my hair!

 

[Elim Garak]

Don't worry, be happy. And live by the motto "fuck it" - or "fuck them".

 

[Alphavillain]

Improve my appearance and get a girlfriend. (Learn to use my tongue for more than just eating food.)