If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...

master m99

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well if i went back in time to tell myself not to do something that means i wouldn't have done it meaning i wouldn't have gone back in time to stop myself from doing it which means i would do it and would go back in time and stop myself... dam paradox!!
 

Phase_9

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TAKE CALCULUS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND COMP SCI SOMEWHERE ELSE! oh, and invest in Apple and Bioware. Buy Bioware.
 

Podunk

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Take some programming classes. They might lead somewhere more fun then a single semester of Visual Basic did.
 

smithy1234

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You will not make millions with any of your inventions, you are not a beautiful unique snowflake, focus on school and girls instead.
 

H.R.Shovenstuff

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Heh pretty much similar to what everyone else has been saying; Get a haircut, ask her out you fool! And yeah, you really need to revise more dude. Also in three years time stop being such a douchebag and get some more confidence. Ok now I'm just ripping on myself again.

Also hello again escapists long time no moan. (PC troubles)
 

SenseOfTumour

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Dammit, kid, stay in school, just because no-one can explain why it's important, doesn't mean it isn't, sure nothing they teach you will ever help in your life, but for some reason people actually care about exam results.

While I'm at it, educate your taste buds too, try to get off the junk food trip early.

Also, girls aren't an alien race, damn well talk to them!

Oh and that guy who blackmailed ya in school and bullied you, spread his nose across his face, he only got away with it because you didn't do anything.
 

Arionis

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"Vanessa's gonna ruin your life. Get out now before it's too late and you're almost arrested by her phsyco parents."
 

MalevolentJim

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Music is a simply wonderful force in anyones life and will easily change yours.Get into it NOW!

(but i would rather say that to my 10 year old self)

Ignore everything negative ever said about you,there is nothing wrong with you,so stop trying to please everyone and just be yourself,people will respect you then.

Study a little bit also,i mean yeah the xbox is great and all,but study is more important.
But having said that,don't get too worked up about the exams in the future.
 

Social Pariah

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Hmmm... it would probably go along the lines of...

"Sorry, but it doesn't get any more interesting than your current sorry state, only worse, and no, losing weight didn't improve your chancing of not living a miserable existence... oh and if you run in to a short, pretty blonde girl called Claire, run."
 

hippo24

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Dont mess with the schools network you little arrogant bastard.

You barely know Java, and that tech guys knows more then his beer belly would let on to.
 

smithy1234

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I've noticed I get an odd sense of entertainment looking at the regrets and missed opportunities of others. Keep this thread going!
 

crepesack

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drop my pants and say dont sit on that toilet seat next week and then watch as he calls the cops on me.
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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I think I would terminate myself... CREATING A TIME PARADOX AND DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE! MOOO HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAA!
But seriously I would tell that little shit to be more proactive in chasing girls, and to also do homework more often so I could go to a better college.
 

Caliostro

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"This is you in 7 years. Not bad eh?"


Or

"I came from the future to warn you about a great danger... You are the one...And your real name is Connor."

...Yes, I would troll myself...
 

SmugFrog

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Evil Scotsman said:
well it would be kinda hard for me, as i am 14 :p
I really contemplated going through the work of making a Halo 7 avatar and a similar sounding nickname, just for the sake of leaving you a message. Meh... You'll find out soon enough what you wish you could say to yourself.