If you could have a catch phrase, what would it be?

[Smooth Operator]

Well I'm gonna steal this one: "When in doubt, flat out"

 

[Cracker3011]

Mine is seemingly 'Wait, what?!?'

Seriously, I say it pretty much every other day XD

 

[Raven's Nest]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"....

Or

"My goodness, look at the time!"

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Not to sound cliche but ok. "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"

 

[ScoopMeister]

SKADOOSH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

(best said to 12/13 year old on Xbox Live after you've just handed them an ass-whooping)

"Oh, and by the way... you're adopted."

 

[daemon37]

"Whatever" as a common response to any comment or question.

 

[Qtoy]

Either "HOLY SHOOZLEFISH!" in the hammiest voice I can, or "Son of a toot!" in an equally hammy voice.
Now that I think about it, I think just being hammy is my catchphrase.

 

[drbarno]

Already have one

"you didn't expect to see this did ya!"

 

[similar.squirrel]

'...Um.'

This is usually inserted into an awkward silence, or used as a follow-up to the kind of statements that occasionally lead to people to believe that my brain has developed in strange and unheard-of ways.

 

[Homo Carnivorous]

"no"

 

[Me55enger]

"Dead girls don't say no"

or is that just wisdom?

Anyhow, last time I said that I got a warning off the admins... 4 months later...

 

[SageSays]

"That's just how we at the 'Intergalactic Exploration Corps' do it, ma'am."

Although;

I have a catchphrase.

"Nice Tits."

works too.

"All part of the training."

 

[Breyder]

"Yeah, I'm amazing" or even more modest, "I'm the smartest/strongest man alive!". Both usually said after doing some menial task at work like moving boxes or mentally adding up numbers.

 

[Continuity]

"Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast!"

 

[DRSH1989]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BARRACUDA!
yeh i know... retarded, but I use it sometimes... usually gets some laughs

 

[Gluzzbung]

"(insert word that has been alligated to me by aggresor) is a matter of perspective."

 

[XHolySmokesX]

"Looks like shit's about to hit the fan!!"

i do say that or something along those lines kinda often ish so i guess im half way there

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

"Well, shit"
Its simple, easy to remember, and by simply changing the tone of your voice for the second word, multipurpose!

I have a very similar one. I say, "Well, Damn"

 

[GraveeKing]

I actually have catchphrases if you can believe it. I say "My up?" "See ya." "Dude!" "Oy!" and a few others I can't recall in various situations.

CHEESE GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
*manic laughter follows which even a lolol cannot represent*

lol when I was a kid I used to say "NUCLEAR GO BOOM!" whenever I saw an explosion on the telly or in a game.

Oh god that is awesome xD If a bit of a 'WELL NOT SHIT SHERLOCK!'
We're all funnier as kids