Either "HOLY SHOOZLEFISH!" in the hammiest voice I can, or "Son of a toot!" in an equally hammy voice.
Now that I think about it, I think just being hammy is my catchphrase.
This is usually inserted into an awkward silence, or used as a follow-up to the kind of statements that occasionally lead to people to believe that my brain has developed in strange and unheard-of ways.
"Yeah, I'm amazing" or even more modest, "I'm the smartest/strongest man alive!". Both usually said after doing some menial task at work like moving boxes or mentally adding up numbers.
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