If You Could Have Any "Weapon"

[L-J-F]

The Zephyr blade.

If we were talking real weapons though, I'd say a 14th C Italian arming sword w/scabbard.

 

[RN7]

Hand held teleporter.
Why?
No amount of body armor will prevent me from teleporting your heart out of your chest and into your hands so that your last memory will be clutching your still beating heart as you collapse and die.
No gun can hurt me if I can teleport all your bullets up your own ass.
No man can catch me if I can teleport myself to the other side of the earth and you to the otherside of the galaxy in less than a second.

Well actually, alot of armor would mean you'd have to be careful not to fuse yourself with the surroundings once you teleport inside.

 

[DARKLARK]

That laser gun Kaneda has at the end of AKIRA

 

[Resurrectionist]

A Brown Note Bass Guitar.
Fear Me.

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

Sonic screwdriver, /thread. Because I just closed the thread with my sonic screwdriver.

You know, I was going to say telekinesis, but I think I'm just going to steal your answer instead. Long live the Doctor! Until the present incarnation of the Timelord expires, that is...

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

The Turn A Gundam.

Nothing quite like a robot that can turn tech into sand.

 

[DaBozz]

the Mag-Charger from TimeSplitters, It can shoot though walls and it has a scope that lets me see where anyone is. <3

 

[Dfskelleton]

A BFG9000 or Railgun would be nice.

 

[Malifact]

Chainsword.

 

[Seagoon]

scribblenaut's pad!

 

[Gioll]

I'd have the guide;

you know which guide, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

why? because i already know where my towel is and what's more dangerous than knowledge?

 

[atombeast707]

either the force or some sort of camoflaging device to be invisible. or some sort of time portal device. or all of them. i cud get sooo much pervert time. lol see where my head goes? i would rather see some nekkid ladies than kill people.

 

[Spitting Blood]

Bowel Disruptor Gun from Transmetropolitan

 

[HippySecond]

Land Shark gun!

 

[whycantibelinus]

Probably a light saber lol.

Agreed. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

 

[E.X.D.]

Hand held teleporter.
Why?
No amount of body armor will prevent me from teleporting your heart out of your chest and into your hands so that your last memory will be clutching your still beating heart as you collapse and die.
No gun can hurt me if I can teleport all your bullets up your own ass.
No man can catch me if I can teleport myself to the other side of the earth and you to the otherside of the galaxy in less than a second.

Well actually, alot of armor would mean you'd have to be careful not to fuse yourself with the surroundings once you teleport inside.

I'm not wearing the armor my enemies are, so fusing people to things would just be icing to the cake.

 

[Xombiebubble]

A Brown Note Bass Guitar.
Fear Me.

Oh i do. Ive liquefied 63% of my innards with my viola bass

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

A 50's car painted black with mini-guns strapped to the side and turbo engines.

 

[Akalistos]

Chainsword.

I got to know... WHERE IN MOVIE OR GAME DID YOU SEE THAT WEAPON? *drool*

 

[Captain Schpack]

Portal gun, Gears Longshot or Gnasher, light saber for me.