If you could have one Pokemon in real life..

[Kufaz]

Abra

they can teleport!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Also, in addendum to my post: Missingno.

Just to see what happens when the Matrix world's code goes awry.

Missingno. only glitches the Hall of Fame data; it doesn't destroy game data like so many people assume. M', however, will fuck up your game.

I was talking about the Red and Blue glitches collective, really.

Ah, 'k. For some reason, it just irks me when people attribute M''s qualities to Missingno.. But if you intended to include all glitch Pokemon under Missingno., forget I ever said anything.

 

[Tfirmin002]

Treecko, because it's basically me but better, also smaller and cooler

it's fast, relaxed and vengeful

 

[The Austin]

Ditto duh then I could have any pokemon I wanted

BRILLIANCE!

But in all seriousness, I would take the giant turtle.

'Cause he's environmentally friendly.

 

[Balobo]

Slowpoke. Obvious reasons.

 

[LifsAndlat]

Mew! It's adorable, lovable, and super powerful!

EDIT: Now that I say that, I remember pretending to have a Joltean when I was in grade 1 xD I'll stick with mew though.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Charizard. Looks cool, flies me places, shoots fire upon command.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Entei, easily. He has the voice of Dan Green.

Duh. This is the only choice, because it's Dan Green.

In all reality, Raikou is one of my personal favorites, although the Abra family might be the most practical. Psychic powers and the ability to teleport anywhere.

 

[Feste the Jester]

Charizard all the way man.[/quote]

Ditto

Or maybe Mew. Since its the original Pokemon and can learn anything that other Pokemon can.

 

[Harn]

Glaceon

Wouldn't cost a ton to feed, and works as an air conditioner in the summer.

 

[Fox242]

I'd go with Raichu because it's a walking tazer and it seems like a good Pokemon to have as a pet and a friend. Who wouldn't want to have their own cuddly little tazer?

 

[BioHazard19]

Definitely Cyndaquil. Who wouldn't want a tiny porcupine/hedgehog that can breathe fire? Also, he's got those cute, squinty anime eyes!

 

[FrndlyMisanthrpe]

Garchomp. It's a giant flying ground shark.

 

[Landblom]

I would probably take a Pokemon that is fire type like Magmorter so they can get rid of the snow for me with flamethrower instead of me shoveling.

 

[aaronx83]

Defiantely A Milotic As Beautiful as Me (In My Dreams)

 

[William Ossiss]

dusknoir.

 

[Joshimodo]

In real life, when you don't have the convenience of little capsules that apparently lobotomize your minions, you'll be wishing you picked the small, cute and loyal ones. Because as it is if you try ordering those around you'll wind up eaten, blasted away, trapped in a neverending nightmare, or worse. Not to mention the hassle you'd have trying to transport them everywhere.

Besides, everyone knows that the character with the super-awesome-badass team is the one that always loses to the character with the cute-but-reasonably-cool team.

You refer to real life then end with cute, tiny, weak creatures defeating what are effectively deities?

I'd take my chances with the awesome, useful, strong ones over slightly more colourful versions of weasels and rabbits.


EDIT: Also, with the exception of Scizor, they'd transport me (though Scizor could fly/glide us sometime).

 

[Feste the Jester]

Abra

they can teleport!

therefore it might run away from you and teleport.

 

[gilbro7]

Either Blastoise (Water canons?!?!), Celebi (most adrorable one imo), definetly Aracanine (reasons previously stated), Dragnair, or Alakazam.

 

[ike42]

Magicarp, because he will never get old to laugh at.