If you could have something named after you, what would it be?

[Torrasque]

I'd want a really irritating illness/virus/bacteria/disease to be named after me.
I'd die with a grin on my face knowing that people are getting sick with my illness, scientists are trying to cure my disease, and people are changing their lifestyles just so they don't have to catch my sickness: eating healthy, taking vitamins, avoiding people with my virus, etc.

What about you?

Ideas:

Statue
Building
City
Country
Mountain range
Insect
Plant
Disease
etc.

Captcha: Mustachioed. DAMN YOU MUSTACHIO!!!!!

 

[Keoul]

A type of dangerous firearm. Just imagine hearing it on the news
"Today 100 individuals have died to Thomas, the most dangerous weapon in the world".

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I am definitely going for some kind of weather system.
"...as the city yet again was hit by a dusty donuts, causing widespread destruction and over 30 million dollars in damage"

 

[Bagged Milk]

A type of dangerous firearm. Just imagine hearing it on the news
"Today 100 individuals have died to Thomas, the most dangerous weapon in the world".

They have those: Tommy guns.

I'd name the act of standing in water after me. My name's Wade.

 

[000Ronald]

For maximum hilarity? A sex position.

Yes, I'm a fan of The Venture Bros.

 

[Nouw]

I don't know, maybe...a restaurant? Yeah, that sounds awesome, I'm going to go with that. [http://namwoon.com/]

 

[Korolev]

A planet! Or an entire society - the Korolevites!

 

[Torrasque]

Uh... nothing really. I don't really like my name, I find it very boring.

Then what would you change your name to in order to want to have something named after you?

For maximum hilarity? A sex position.

Yes, I'm a fan of The Venture Bros.

Lmao, that would be quite awesome.

I am definitely going for some kind of weather system.
"...as the city yet again was hit by a dusty donuts, causing widespread destruction and over 30 million dollars in damage"

I'd have to be one crazy weather system. Dusty Donuts sounds pretty menacing for a weather system to be honest o_o

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

I would want "God" renamed to "Shane"

Just imagine the various contexts in which my name would be mentioned/screamed/sworn/sang(sung?)(Teehee, "Samsung")/moaned/groaned!

 

[Catfood220]

A Vibrator. Knowing that something named after me gives so many women so much pleasure would make me incredibly smug.

 

[Zhukov]

An animal.

Preferably something large, ugly, solitary and venomous.

 

[Noswad]

This is all well and good but with this sort of thing you want to be careful, need i remind anyone of the tale of Thomas Crapper.

Me, i want the moon renamed in my honour.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Something big and lasting. A star, planet, comet or other celestial body would be ideal. Preferably a habitable planet.

 

[Sam Warrior]

Well for me it would either be something really silly like a flower or a protein or something awasome like a new species of giant bears. Today the Warrior protein was discovered which when modified brings cures cancer, yeah that could be a cool news story.

 

[Ljs1121]

I'd like to have a car named after me.

Spoiler: Oh wait

A mountain would be cool, too. Maybe it could even be the tallest mountain in its country!

Spoiler: But what's this?

Maybe an airport. Ooh, I've always wanted an airport named after me!

Spoiler: Humanity, you're too good to me

 

[Legion]

For maximum hilarity? A sex position.

Beaten to it. Crude minds think alike, eh?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd rather my surname be used than my forname.
And having a fusion engine named after me would be nice.
Because, y'know, fusion. It's hot.
The Mk1 Kerensky Fusion Engine.

 

[wolf thing]

a sub atomic particle, it would great scientist and pupils of science would be always be talking about i would immortal