Extreme Fotomat? You see who can make the most copies in the most hazardous or impossible location. (Skydiving?)
If you could invent an extreme sport what would it be (doesnt have to be realistic)
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Costumed Midget Transvestites fighting to strip their opponents which can range from Robot Vampires to the Mentally ill depending on which costume they pick out of the magical Midget hat
It would be set entirely in space and feature a fully live Violin orchestra to provide intense music while Japanese Geisha's sing in backwards german.
It would be set entirely in space and feature a fully live Violin orchestra to provide intense music while Japanese Geisha's sing in backwards german.
It would have to do with a Broomstick, 2 Monkeys, a banana-cream pie, a blue glass full of water and a dozen other people.
How would it work? That's for me to know and you to find out.
How would it work? That's for me to know and you to find out.
In school I and my colleagues made a fictional instructional video for a sport called Advanced Koala Funball. We went on to make another video selling a particular brand of AKFb gear.
The game was basically you have two 6 man teams on a football/soccer field (the size that kids play on) you are given 'handling gloves' (work gloves) and 'bonk sticks' (hockey sticks) and koala leg shields (shinguards). All Koalas in AKFb are rabid and anxious to gnaw you to pieces (this is why it's ADVANCED)
You carry the Koala using your 'handling gloves' to the goal and attempt to throw it in trying not to let the goalie block who has a much larger pair of gloves and a 'doom shield' (trashcan lid). The 'bonk sticks' are used on other players but not the goalie.
The koala crawling into the goal of it's own accord is one point. Trowing the koala in to the goal is two points. If you accidentally kill the koala you are penalized 2 points.
The game was basically you have two 6 man teams on a football/soccer field (the size that kids play on) you are given 'handling gloves' (work gloves) and 'bonk sticks' (hockey sticks) and koala leg shields (shinguards). All Koalas in AKFb are rabid and anxious to gnaw you to pieces (this is why it's ADVANCED)
You carry the Koala using your 'handling gloves' to the goal and attempt to throw it in trying not to let the goalie block who has a much larger pair of gloves and a 'doom shield' (trashcan lid). The 'bonk sticks' are used on other players but not the goalie.
The koala crawling into the goal of it's own accord is one point. Trowing the koala in to the goal is two points. If you accidentally kill the koala you are penalized 2 points.
Deathball. It would be like Football or Rugby or any of the other sports around nowadays which are just plain boring to watch, but with full contact allowed. And the pitch would be a maze. And there would be spike pits. And swinging blades. And moving floors. And roaming lions. Oh yes there would be lions.
